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08-24-2009, 01:44 PM
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Shit someone's Dad says
Some of its pretty funny
Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter Quote:
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08-24-2009, 01:51 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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 Nice. I like his dad.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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08-25-2009, 08:46 AM
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Junkie
Location: The Danforth
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love this one:
It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit
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08-26-2009, 07:20 PM
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Forming
Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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08-26-2009, 07:22 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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09-02-2009, 03:25 PM
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Good to the last drop.
Location: Oregon
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"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
AMAZING!
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09-08-2009, 04:42 AM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2."
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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