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Craven Morehead 08-24-2009 01:44 PM
Shit someone's Dad says
 
Some of its pretty funny

Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter

Quote:
"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"
Quote:
"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."
Quote:
"Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think."

CinnamonGirl 08-24-2009 01:51 PM
Quote:
Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.
:lol: Nice. I like his dad.

toddman 08-25-2009 07:20 AM
that's great.....following.

Leto 08-25-2009 08:46 AM
love this one:


It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit

DaniGirl 08-25-2009 10:00 AM
That is awesome! Some dad.

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Xerxys 08-25-2009 10:43 AM
Goodness, you can actually feel his Italian frustration!

Destrox 08-26-2009 07:50 AM
That is excellent, enjoyed this one quite well.

blahblah454 08-26-2009 07:11 PM
I am afraid to click the link because of what it is, but please post more I am enjoying these!

Punk.of.Ages 08-26-2009 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wise Old Dad
"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."
The man speaks words of wisdom!

CinnamonGirl 08-26-2009 07:22 PM
Quote:
How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes.

:lol:

troit 08-31-2009 09:09 PM
Reminds me od some of the shit that comes out of my grandfathers mouth...

ZombieSquirrel 09-02-2009 03:25 PM
"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

AMAZING!

CinnamonGirl 09-08-2009 04:42 AM
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2."



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