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Some people had the brilliant idea of making a mathematical model of a zombie outbreak:

http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf

Some people use the time on their hands better than I do.

I probably had more time than they did and I still veged out in front of my computer monitor.

It's flawed in several areas. I'll leave it at that, to justify my lack of proof see the equation:
J+(NC)=T-(TS)^2
Which is to say, Justification plus Nerd Concept is equal to life Time minus Time spent having Sex...squared.

Zeraph, if you think about it, you still won't be having sex either way doing this or anything else. So you might as well ...