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Old 08-12-2009, 01:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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WHY. . did my parents not do this for me?!

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Old 08-12-2009, 01:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Obviously your parents didn't love you enough. Or maybe they did and realized that if you were ever going to lose your virginity, having your bed be a Y-Wing hanging from the ceiling wasn't exactly helpful.

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Old 08-12-2009, 01:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Obviously your parents didn't love you enough. Or maybe they did and realized that if you were ever going to lose your virginity, having your bed be a Y-Wing hanging from the ceiling wasn't exactly helpful.

Want to touch my movie-quality Chewbacca mask?
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Yes.

I could have waited till college to lose my virginity. That thing wouldn't have fit in my cell. . er. . dorm room.
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Old 08-12-2009, 02:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Obviously your parents didn't love you enough. Or maybe they did and realized that if you were ever going to lose your virginity, having your bed be a Y-Wing hanging from the ceiling wasn't exactly helpful.

Want to touch my movie-quality Chewbacca mask?
It's ok that my Chewbacca mask isn't movie quality!
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