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Obviously your parents didn't love you enough. Or maybe they did and realized that if you were ever going to lose your virginity, having your bed be a Y-Wing hanging from the ceiling wasn't exactly helpful.
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
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