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Old 08-12-2009, 05:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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"Flying Rabbis Fight Swine Flu"

This would be the worst flight ever...

BBC NEWS | Special Reports | Airborne rabbis fight off swine flu
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A group of rabbis and Jewish mystics have taken to the skies over Israel, praying and blowing ceremonial horns in a plane to ward off swine flu.

About 50 religious leaders circled over the country on Monday, chanting prayers and blowing horns, called shofars.

The flight's aim was "to stop the pandemic so people will stop dying from it," Rabbi Yitzhak Batzri was quoted as saying in Yedioth Aharanot newspaper.

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We are certain that, thanks to the prayer, the danger is already behind us," added Mr Batzri was quoted as saying.
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Old 08-12-2009, 05:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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awe.. I thought you said flying rabbits..
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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awe.. I thought you said flying rabbits..
me too!
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Old 08-12-2009, 02:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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me too!
I came in here thinking the same....
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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awe.. I thought you said flying rabbits..
me too!
I came in here thinking the same....
Ho!

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Old 08-12-2009, 06:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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awe.. I thought you said flying rabbits..
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Those would be some pretty fantastic rabbits.

Bunnies: 1
Pigs: 0
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Those would be some pretty fantastic rabbits.

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Amended now.
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:11 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I think it's funny we all thought it said rabbit...

Alas, the bunnies and piggies are at peace!

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