How to be Punk!
 

I don't know if anybody will get the same kick out of this as I did, but it had me rolling, so I figured I would share it anyway...

Punk Rawker | How to be Punk

Thank you, P.O.A., for this valuable insight into your world!

Wow, an online fashion guide to punk....


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It really is dead.

This is so sad. This type of "punk" makes my company so much damn money.

Funny read, though.

Also, it reminds me of http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/

I had tears in my eyes at the Bowling for Soup and Simple Plan references.

wow that was so you, except for the shaved mohawk and the studded leather jacket. So I think you are "weirdo punk". That fits you well!:lol:

Wow, now I'm going to have an identity crisis.

the site was nothing but sarcasm...hot topic is the best, yo!

Can't I just watch SLC Punk 3 or 4 times?

I'm more punk than anyone, I stole my Dickies off of some punk coming out of Hot Topic.

I'm more punk than Blink 182!

Suck on that POA!

I enjoyed it. I'd totally be punk if I were so damn lazy.

Oh yeah? Well, I stole my Dickies from Blink 182!

...after I peed on them. I'm such a poseur.
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Hehe, I'm actually wearing some cut-off Dickies right now...

Wow....punk is being satirized. It's worse than I thought.

Punk is long dead.

It's not dead, it's just been stolen by the corporate machine...

We still have something left to hold onto, you just have to look harder.

Blink182 is starting to tour again! Have hope my 'hawked friend. Punk is still alive!

/sarcasm

What has the corporate machine stolen that hasn't been killed off?

That's what the beats used to say even while Madison Avenue feasted upon them.

The corporate machine has been stealing our scene and killing it from the get-go. We still persevere.

We're a lot more aggressive than they ever were.

You can't tell me that the punk rock I experience on a daily basis isn't the real thing. We're still as pissed off as ever. It's just kind of hard to act on it in the same way now that we're being demeaned from every angle, even by people who claim to be of our ranks. Nay, especially because of those people.

lol thats funny

i remember that site from a few years ago. it provided a few laughs.

i sort of want to redye my hair, shave back in my mohawk, and slap on the old braces.

how many punk rock points do i acquire?