Punk.of.Ages

I don't know if anybody will get the same kick out of this as I did, but it had me rolling, so I figured I would share it anyway...

Punk Rawker | How to be Punk

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grumpyolddude

Thank you, P.O.A., for this valuable insight into your world!

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Baraka_Guru

Wow, an online fashion guide to punk....


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It really is dead.

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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cellophanedeity

This is so sad. This type of "punk" makes my company so much damn money.

Funny read, though.

Also, it reminds me of http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/

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Bear Cub

I had tears in my eyes at the Bowling for Soup and Simple Plan references.

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DaniGirl

wow that was so you, except for the shaved mohawk and the studded leather jacket. So I think you are "weirdo punk". That fits you well!

Plan9

Wow, now I'm going to have an identity crisis.

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YaWhateva

the site was nothing but sarcasm...hot topic is the best, yo!

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Crack

Can't I just watch SLC Punk 3 or 4 times?

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LordEden

I'm more punk than anyone, I stole my Dickies off of some punk coming out of Hot Topic.

I'm more punk than Blink 182!

Suck on that POA!

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Reese

I enjoyed it. I'd totally be punk if I were so damn lazy.

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Punk.of.Ages

Oh yeah? Well, I stole my Dickies from Blink 182!

...after I peed on them. I'm such a poseur.
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Hehe, I'm actually wearing some cut-off Dickies right now...

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

Baraka_Guru

Wow....punk is being satirized. It's worse than I thought.

Punk is long dead.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Punk.of.Ages

It's not dead, it's just been stolen by the corporate machine...

We still have something left to hold onto, you just have to look harder.

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

LordEden

Blink182 is starting to tour again! Have hope my 'hawked friend. Punk is still alive!

/sarcasm

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Baraka_Guru

What has the corporate machine stolen that hasn't been killed off?

That's what the beats used to say even while Madison Avenue feasted upon them.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Punk.of.Ages

The corporate machine has been stealing our scene and killing it from the get-go. We still persevere.

We're a lot more aggressive than they ever were.

You can't tell me that the punk rock I experience on a daily basis isn't the real thing. We're still as pissed off as ever. It's just kind of hard to act on it in the same way now that we're being demeaned from every angle, even by people who claim to be of our ranks. Nay, especially because of those people.

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

underdun

lol thats funny

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SSJTWIZTA

i remember that site from a few years ago. it provided a few laughs.

i sort of want to redye my hair, shave back in my mohawk, and slap on the old braces.

how many punk rock points do i acquire?

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