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loquitur · 07-21-2009, 07:34 AM

........ that's the service being offered by the Reincarnation Bank:

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Reincarnation Bank was originally set up for Elliott Trevesk who has now decided to give the banking facility to all believers of reincarnation. 2i Limited is a company in its own right and will run in perpetuity to oversee Reincarnation Bank operations.

Scriptures throughout the ages predict man's reincarnation and rebirth. During the transition period to your next life, 2i Limited is offering safe keeping for any asset you wish to deposit.

There are people who say they can remember their past lives and use that knowledge to help them with their current existence. Some people say they remember without any effort on their part as they simply see previous times. If you leave nothing purposely behind when you die, then what is there here for you when you return?

Begin by believing and just do it. The great end of life is not just knowledge but action so act now and save for your reincarnation.

I'm sure they'll hold it for you so it'll be real safe........

biznatch · 07-21-2009, 08:59 PM

I can't believe this thing is for real.

Xerxys · 07-21-2009, 09:03 PM

Of course it's for real. How else can they rip you off? Gosh dang it I wish I thought of this first!!

Charlatan · 07-21-2009, 09:25 PM

Aside from ripping you off, think of the potential claims and lawsuits from those trying to prove they are the reincarnated you.

Bill O'Rights · 07-21-2009, 09:39 PM

CRAP!! Why didn't I think of that first?

blahblah454 · 07-21-2009, 09:52 PM

My brain hurts.

07-21-2009, 08:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	I can't believe this thing is for real. __________________ Check it out: The Open Source/Freeware/Gratis Software Thread

07-21-2009, 09:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Aside from ripping you off, think of the potential claims and lawsuits from those trying to prove they are the reincarnated you. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-21-2009, 09:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	CRAP!! Why didn't I think of that first? __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

07-21-2009, 09:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Of course it's for real. How else can they rip you off? Gosh dang it I wish I thought of this first!!

07-21-2009, 09:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	My brain hurts.