07-08-2009, 07:01 AM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Archie Chose Veronica
This is old news. It was posted on May 28, 2009. Still I only found out today.
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07-08-2009, 07:35 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Archie's a douche. He made the right choice, 'cause Betty deserves better. Also, I remember Archie not doing very well in his employment, so having a rich wife will help him continue in his failures.
Poor Betty, though. She deserves better. (I, like the rest of North America, grew up with these comics and kind of feel attached to the characters, no matter how lame they were.)
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07-08-2009, 11:35 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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With all due respect, Veronica is hotter.
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07-08-2009, 11:36 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Veronica is hotter, but Betty has more of the whole package...
He should've just moved here to Utah and chose them both.
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07-08-2009, 11:40 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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he should have chosen Cherry Poptart
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07-08-2009, 11:41 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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Typical. Archie, what a simp. Veronica's hotter, but way too high maintenance. Betty is nearly as hot, and would be way less work. And let's face it, you know Betty's got that little desperate edge to her thing for Archie: you just know she'd be willing to do all the really freaky, dirty stuff that Veronica will never let him get going....
But perhaps I've said too much....
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