loquitur

How many snickering references can you find in this ad?





Here are the ones I found:
the fellatio pose of the model
Blow
Seven Incher
6.25
long, juicy
mind-blowing
Thick and Hearty

And that's just with my conventional bourgeois way of thinking. I can only imagine what others might see.

Baraka_Guru

your desire
yearn for more after you taste

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loquitur

well, then, "fill" is a snickering reference too.

ratbastid

Don't forget the last word of the copy: "Sauce".

Tully Mars

Happy ending always cum with sauce.

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loquitur

yeah, well, maybe "steak" is, too.

roachboy

i dunno....there's something about that phrase "single beef patty"

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The_Jazz

"Fill your desire"?

Am I the only one who thinks the model looks like a blowup doll?

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roachboy

she does look eternally surprised in that blow-up doll kinda way.
maybe she just noticed the bacon detailing along the side of the big 7 inch meat-bomb that approaches/

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Willravel

Women clearly want to have sex with fast food:




Softcore pornography sells burgers.

lostgirl

Isn't that what a foodie is? Like a furry, but with food.

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Willravel

I thought foodie was the name for food enthusiasts, people that cook and learn about food as a hobby.

Baraka_Guru

Same thing.

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lostgirl

Yes, I know what a foodie really is, but they come very close.

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Willravel

This doesn't make me want to buy pizza.

MSD

Rumor has it that this is only available in Singapore, which would explain why it's US dollars and English on the ad, but nobody in the US has seen one of these posters yet.

I'm fine with that, because if I'm going to get a burger sub, I'm going for the local chain's "Hotsy Burger wedge." Sub roll with three burger patties, three eggs, bacon, chili, cheese, lettuce, and tomato. You all know how big I am, and I make two meals out of it and only have it it every few months.

edit: found a picture!

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Punk.of.Ages

Heh, thick and hearty sauce...

That girl does, indeed, look like a blow-up doll.

In other news, that burger looks delicious. I'm going to Singapore!

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