Blowjob Girl [At your discretion]
 

... from the troupe that brought you Girls Are Not To Be Trusted




... she reminds me of someone in my past so much, but I cannot recall whom exactly.

I have seen this before, very cool.

I think it would be okay for her to use teeth, be all dry and even smack it around a bit...

That shit was hilarious.

She is pretty cute, I might be able to stand a little teeth and sandpaper tongue, and maybe a little of the flattening.. Okay, not the flattening..

My smoothspot can handle the abuse, but she's a little too gremlin-like for my taste.

Nice. Reminds me of the joke:

A woman was engaged to get married. She had never had any sexual experience whatsoever. So she asked a couple of her friends what she could do to her husband on their wedding night to really impress him.

One of her friends suggested that she give him a blowjob. She asked what a blowjob was, but they were all too embarrassed to tell her. Finally one friend told her to just go home and practice on a ketchup bottle. So she practiced for months.

Finally the big night came. They got married, went to the hotel room and she got ready to do her thing.

She unzipped his pants, got down on her knees, grabbed his penis in her hand, took a deep breath.... and started smacking the tip of it with the palm of her other hand.
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(The joke works better if you tell it verbally, then gesture for the punchline.)

haha.. I should act like this next time my boyfriend wants me to give him a blowjob. Thx for sharing. XD

Derrickcomedy have some pretty funny things on youtube