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Reese · 06-09-2009, 09:41 AM

Tully Mars · 06-09-2009, 11:10 AM

Yeah that guys job sucks.

Worst job I ever heard of was a dive job. Saw an ad for divers wanted in Mexico City. I was thinking what kind of diving could be done in Mexico city? The ad was posted by the City Sewer Dept. Guess they put you in a dry suit and you spend your days personally unclogging shit in the sewer.

I'll rub my hands all over models asses first.

Shell · 06-09-2009, 11:31 AM

...yup cybermike...that poor guy
...and, tully, that stinks!

...this is possibly the 3rd worst job then

LoganSnake · 06-09-2009, 03:43 PM

You may joke all you want, but that job sucks! He gets to touch that all day, probably ends up horny as fuck and none would probably offer release.

Poor guy.

gongy518 · 06-11-2009, 12:38 AM

nice job

Redlemon · 06-11-2009, 11:37 AM

Hey, I'm the massage therapist here. I'll comment.

12-14 hour days of massage? You won't last a year. He has nerve damage. That isn't a joke. I've met a MT who ignored the pain in his hands. He has no palm muscles left; they have atrophied due to the nerve damage.

And you quickly don't see "beauty on the table"... all you see are muscles and skin. If you are working and thinking "god, she's beautiful", well, you are no longer giving a good massage.

(By the way, they didn't hire a real MT to shoot the ad. He wouldn't get hired for anything with that technique. And what the hell kind of position was that at 0:23 with the girl resting on her forearms? You can't work on muscles that are in active contraction! Even the position at 0:20 annoys me; her neck is all torqued.)

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Sorry if I just killed the thread. Please continue, or question me, or something...

biznatch · 06-12-2009, 10:06 AM

Dammit Redlemon. We all needed to blame one profession as "having it easy," but you come in here talking about with atrophied muscles, work ethics, and neck angle.
I guess massage therapist wouldn't really be my thing though.

Redlemon · 06-14-2009, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by biznatch

I guess massage therapist wouldn't really be my thing though.

Oh, it is a great profession... just not for the reasons in this ad.

06-09-2009, 09:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Worst Job Ever. The Worst Job EverVideo __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

06-09-2009, 11:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Yeah that guys job sucks. Worst job I ever heard of was a dive job. Saw an ad for divers wanted in Mexico City. I was thinking what kind of diving could be done in Mexico city? The ad was posted by the City Sewer Dept. Guess they put you in a dry suit and you spend your days personally unclogging shit in the sewer. I'll rub my hands all over models asses first. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

06-09-2009, 03:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	You may joke all you want, but that job sucks! He gets to touch that all day, probably ends up horny as fuck and none would probably offer release. Poor guy. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

06-11-2009, 11:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Hey, I'm the massage therapist here. I'll comment. 12-14 hour days of massage? You won't last a year. He has nerve damage. That isn't a joke. I've met a MT who ignored the pain in his hands. He has no palm muscles left; they have atrophied due to the nerve damage. And you quickly don't see "beauty on the table"... all you see are muscles and skin. If you are working and thinking "god, she's beautiful", well, you are no longer giving a good massage. (By the way, they didn't hire a real MT to shoot the ad. He wouldn't get hired for anything with that technique. And what the hell kind of position was that at 0:23 with the girl resting on her forearms? You can't work on muscles that are in active contraction! Even the position at 0:20 annoys me; her neck is all torqued.) ---- Sorry if I just killed the thread. Please continue, or question me, or something... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry. Last edited by Redlemon; 06-12-2009 at 09:29 AM..

06-12-2009, 10:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Dammit Redlemon. We all needed to blame one profession as "having it easy," but you come in here talking about with atrophied muscles, work ethics, and neck angle. I guess massage therapist wouldn't really be my thing though. __________________ Check it out: The Open Source/Freeware/Gratis Software Thread

06-11-2009, 12:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
gongy518 Upright	nice job