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05-26-2009, 05:05 PM
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If you love Fmylife.com you'll love..
http://www.mylifeisaverage.com
my favs: Today, While I was taking a shower, hair started to fall off. Its ok though, I was shaving. MLIA Today, I forgot my umbrella. It was okay, it didn't rain. MLIA Today, I was riding in an elevator and noticed a button that read "press in case of emergency". Everything was fine, so I left it alone. MLIA
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05-26-2009, 05:20 PM
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Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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The premise of this site is amusing, but doesn't seem like it has a whole lot of mileage.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame |
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05-26-2009, 06:53 PM
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Please touch this.
Owner/Admin
Location: Manhattan
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I like this.
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05-26-2009, 10:41 PM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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LOL:
Today, I decided I was tired of my ringtone, so I changed it. My phone rang and I thought it was someone else's. I changed it back. MLIA. I've done that! 
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05-26-2009, 11:45 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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"Today, I was in the bathroom and I checked behind the shower curtain to see if there was a psycho there with a knife. There wasn't. MLIA "
heh...yeah, I do that all the time.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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05-27-2009, 06:15 AM
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Crazy
Location: Kramerica
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For some reason, I imagine all of these being narrated by Toby from The Office. Good find!
"Today while in a bathroom stall I read a message that said, "If you read this message you have tasted your own poop." I have not tasted my own poop. MLIA"
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05-27-2009, 07:14 AM
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Location: Vancouver, BC
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05-27-2009, 08:51 AM
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Psycho: By Choice
Location: dd.land
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"Today, I purchased a Verizon cellphone. I left the store alone. The 5,000,000 person Verizon Network did not come with me. MLIA."
this one made me laugh.
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