Crompsin's First Porno
 

I *knew* we'd find him out there sooner or later...

hahahaha! Brilliant

Is Crompsin "Reno" or the other guy?

duh crompsin is mr. smooth spot.

heh.



cat.

where is he?

love ya, cromp...

With Christian Bale as the Director.

mmmmm, Alan Tudyk....

cool... I just made this. (i.e. meaning, I cut the sound bite and uploaded it, s'all)

Amateur beratement Sound Bite

Uh... I... um, I... well, it's... Okay, I admit it. It's true. All of it.

I've gone 'n resorted to porn... but I'm no good at it. I can't do the acting and it's pretty obvious I can't do the performance.

*sigh*

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Thanks a lot, Redlemon... I was trying to maintain some semblance of *cough* dignity*cough* here at TFP (ya know, a few light "smooth spot" jokes)... but after two deployments, a bitter divorce, and the loss of both an awesome kitten and a heavenly Swedish sleep surface... I've ditched my inner balance and flown off the handle. It was bad enough to get into porn... but to have my peers at TFP discover it in all it's unphallic glory? OH, THE SHAME.

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Ya know, I've been thinking about my noncock a lot lately... do you think it's why all the women in my life end up leaving me for men hung toddlers?