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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Wicked idiots.
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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OK, I really don't like the term "Guido" but the Jersey Shore subculture is pretty astounding.
Here's the best video I've been forwarded that features these characters:
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Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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wanna see more "Guidos"? Oh, sorry, Fresnelly...um.....aesthetically challenged, sartorially-inept, Italian-American, pumped & primped Jersey-boys?
Hot Chicks with Douchebags is "Greico" slightly less offensive, yet still gets the point across?
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Junkie
Location: France
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Just like My New Haircut. Hell, I think I need to watch My New Haircut again.
And what's wrong with the term Guido? The only thing that I feel is wrong with it, is normal, smart Italian guys who's name happens to be Guido would always be associated with Miami and Jersey idiots. (I say Miami because a lot of the same subculture is there, but maybe the Ft Lauderdale area is more accurate).
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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I had the perfect pic to complement this thread two days ago, but I had no inkling that I should have saved the photo for future reference. Now it is lost only in my memory and the comic void of the internet. Damnamit.
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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He wants to breed a kid his own size? Uh oh.
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WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE!
Location: Southern Illinois
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Even better, he wants a kid to join the family's long line serving in that noble profession--a bar bouncer.
(Nothing against bouncers, I've done it a few times myself, for longer than I'd like to admit, but that's what you hope your offspring aspires to? ![]()
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Junkie
Location: France
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Heh, I wouldn't fuck with a bouncer that looked like you. But then again I'm 5'9 and probably 140 lbs.
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warrior bodhisattva
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
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Why do we hate them for being beautiful?
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Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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Dude, this guy is OOMPA PROMPA, he's a legend on Hot Chicks with Douche Bags
![]() one of the commenters on HCWDB said it best, "Grieco High, Newark New Jersey class of '07. This is why Al Qaeda hates us." oompa prompa oompa prompa oompity prom after prompa party oompa prompas need date
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Asshole
Administrator
Location: Chicago
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After viewing this thread, I agree with Al Qaeda. I now want the terrorists to win. Here's one of my favorite blogs: Clublife It's by a now-part-time bouncer at a 3rd or 4th tier Manhattan night club, and he's got some great stuff in there, specifically about guido behavior.
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