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Old 05-05-2009, 07:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Wicked idiots.
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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OK, I really don't like the term "Guido" but the Jersey Shore subculture is pretty astounding.

Here's the best video I've been forwarded that features these characters:
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL why the Raiders March?
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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wanna see more "Guidos"? Oh, sorry, Fresnelly...um.....aesthetically challenged, sartorially-inept, Italian-American, pumped & primped Jersey-boys?

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

is "Greico" slightly less offensive, yet still gets the point across?
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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What a social experiment. Isolate idiots, and before long, the more idiotic becomes more socially desirable. Do they realize that the rest of the world is laughing at them?
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Old 05-05-2009, 10:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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here's a guide for anyone confused *notice I didn't make it so ignore the homophobic comments*


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Old 05-05-2009, 11:15 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Just like My New Haircut. Hell, I think I need to watch My New Haircut again.
And what's wrong with the term Guido? The only thing that I feel is wrong with it, is normal, smart Italian guys who's name happens to be Guido would always be associated with Miami and Jersey idiots.
(I say Miami because a lot of the same subculture is there, but maybe the Ft Lauderdale area is more accurate).
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Old 05-05-2009, 11:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I had the perfect pic to complement this thread two days ago, but I had no inkling that I should have saved the photo for future reference. Now it is lost only in my memory and the comic void of the internet. Damnamit.
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Old 05-05-2009, 03:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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He wants to breed a kid his own size? Uh oh.
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Old 05-05-2009, 05:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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He wants to breed a kid his own size? Uh oh.
Even better, he wants a kid to join the family's long line serving in that noble profession--a bar bouncer.

(Nothing against bouncers, I've done it a few times myself, for longer than I'd like to admit, but that's what you hope your offspring aspires to? )
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Even better, he wants a kid to join the family's long line serving in that noble profession--a bar bouncer.

(Nothing against bouncers, I've done it a few times myself, for longer than I'd like to admit, but that's what you hope your offspring aspires to? )
Heh, I wouldn't fuck with a bouncer that looked like you. But then again I'm 5'9 and probably 140 lbs.
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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[EPIC VID]
Dude, let's calculate ...

2:09*3=6.27

For 6 minutes and 27 seconds, I died here at my monitor ....

Thanyou Fres, I'll love you forever.
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Why do we hate them for being beautiful?
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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What happened to Rome? They were one of the greatest civilizations in human history. Now they're guidos and jersey shore chicks.
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:21 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Why do we hate them for being beautiful?
Haters. We're all haters.
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:13 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Dude, this guy is OOMPA PROMPA, he's a legend on Hot Chicks with Douche Bags



one of the commenters on HCWDB said it best, "Grieco High, Newark New Jersey class of '07. This is why Al Qaeda hates us."

oompa prompa

oompa prompa oompity prom

after prompa party

oompa prompas need date
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:57 AM   #19 (permalink)
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ahh yes..the oompa loompa man. He used to have a website dedicated to him. He and a bunch of his fellow loompa's were posing at a UFC event a few years back and somehow they managed to escape without loosing their hair.
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Old 05-06-2009, 05:09 AM   #20 (permalink)
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one of the commenters on HCWDB said it best, "Grieco High, Newark New Jersey class of '07. This is why Al Qaeda hates us."

After viewing this thread, I agree with Al Qaeda. I now want the terrorists to win.

Here's one of my favorite blogs: Clublife It's by a now-part-time bouncer at a 3rd or 4th tier Manhattan night club, and he's got some great stuff in there, specifically about guido behavior.
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