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Craven Morehead 05-04-2009 08:10 PM
TFLN: texts from last night
 
texts from last night

I assume alcohol was involved. :D

Quote:
(857): Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Quote:
(662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.
Quote:
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
Quote:
(617): I cannot find my penis.
:lol:

SSJTWIZTA 05-05-2009 11:47 PM
haha.

pete fucked up.

CinnamonGirl 05-05-2009 11:50 PM
Oh, Pete. You aren't going to hear the end of this. Ever. :lol:

World's King 07-04-2009 11:44 AM
I love this site... I've submitted a few in the past few weeks. Not this one... but it is funny.

Quote:
(615): I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
(1-615): Anal.

Pogue Mahone 07-04-2009 06:48 PM
(908): i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"

:lol:

Punk.of.Ages 07-07-2009 07:50 AM
Quote:
(224): So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Haha, this sites awesome!

Jozrael 07-07-2009 08:01 AM
Quote:
(206): Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.

(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

(973): On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?


(973): Plan B is the new Plan A

(973): I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?


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