Cynthetiq

hmmmm I think this is why some friends I know played guitar...

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Baraka_Guru

I love CollegeHumor.

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—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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Willravel

Hahahaha... learning the bass and not getting laid.

Plan9

Guess what I'm going to buy next!

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Willravel

Careful, you don't want to overdo it. Vet + guitar could be too powerful.

Plan9

Dude, I can handle it. If chicks love that emo pussy stuff... they'll love my version of Edwin Starr's "War."

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

uncle phil

good god, y'all...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Bear Cub

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Martian

I have a theory. It goes like this:

Musicians are assholes. Guitarists doubly so. Most of the guitarists you meet are complete pricks.

I figure the reason that most guitarists are so mean and evil is because they're pissed off and disappointed. See, I figure most guitarists start in their mid to late teens, and the reason any teenage boy does anything is to get chicks. So when they learn guitar and realize that it doesn't actually get you laid, they get pissed off. But by then they've invested so much time and effort into learning guitar that they just continue with it anyway. Result is you have a bunch of guys who play guitar and who are pissed off.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe guitar does get you laid, and I ought to pay more attention to that video.

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I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Willravel

Wonderwall is really only 4 simple chords. There's no harm in trying.

ItWasMe

Guitars are okay. I'm a saxophone girl, myself. Now those can make a girl swoon.

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Willravel

Um... what about piano? Does mastery of the ivories make anyone swoon? It certainly communicates a certain dexterity, I'm told.

ItWasMe

I like listening to a good pianist. I have a cd in my truck (alas, unopened; you just reminded me that I have it).

Hubby used to play the sax in his teens and into his early 20's. I swooned when he played for me. But we didn't even date until about 10 years later.

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

Baraka_Guru

Would any of you believe that poets used to be like rock stars?

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Fly

yeah but.........drummers do all the bangin'........

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