Plan9

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Baraka_Guru

I could read this and become one of the arm-chair well-hung.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Daniel_

Given the tele-prompter in the background, I'm wondering if this is a prop item from a TV show.

EDIT: Take it back - I looked it up on Amazon, and it's real... :/

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Lucifer

It's on sale at Amazon for $2.99!

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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

1123, 6536, 5321

roachboy

i can't quite figure out what that book's about.

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a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle
spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear

it make you sick.

-kamau brathwaite

inBOIL

Clearly a book meant to be read in public.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

Cynosure

I hear there's a related book, written by a woman for women...

How to Live with a BIG PRICK: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Loving a Man with an Ego as Huge as His Penis

ItWasMe

Ok, now you've got me browsing the online bookstores. At first Dick: A User's Guide looked like a fun book, written by two women. But looking at the reviews by men, it looks like a guys book.

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

cdwonderful

cool

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

bobby

$2.99 ? ...................xoxoxoo

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"Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

cdwonderful

vanity presses charge more than that

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

cheezhead

what was the name of the book?