murp0434

check this book out



then read the first customer review. HILARIOUS

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These are the good old days.


How did I become upright?

Baraka_Guru

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

SaltPork

simply awesome.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

BadNick

a classic! ...I wonder if it's true?

Xerxys

I LOL'ed This was great, thanks.....

blahblah454

Yea a buddy sent me that yesterday, freaking hilarious!

Siege

Another really good one is about The Shadow God:

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"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find

RetroGunslinger

My hatred of The Secret has been fed anew.

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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

M.B. Keene

dlish

the only way to deal with things in life is to keep it real.

now thats what i call keepin' it real

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

CinnamonGirl

Nice to see it worked for him.
Brilliant.

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

lagoonguy

the shadow god reviews are great too. wow, surprising how books get published these days. the 4 reviewers who gave that 5 stars are clearly friends of the author.

realdeal1

hmm this was interesting lol.... but they have to make the review sound good to make people want to buy it if its sounds dull and boring who will actually purchase it i know i wouldnt lol

SSJTWIZTA

Ha! i half expected it.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

cdwonderful

y'all killing me here, killing me dead.

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

wayneferrell479

This is hilarious. Where do you guys find this stuff....Oh that's right amazon.com

gardens

Both reviews are hilarious

note a used copy of Shadow God costs more than a new one

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"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author." --- Samuel Clemens

I'm not a Poser, I'm just softcore.

Nimetic

That's great. Thanks for sharing !!