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Old 01-03-2009, 02:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The girl who took a dump in the Art Institute parking lot! - m4w

Date: 2008-12-03, 11:53PM PST


I mean, come on!

It was like 50 paces to the nearest restroom!

I sat there in my car wondering what the hell you were up to - you spent at least 2 minutes scurrying around your parked car, looking to see if the coast was clear. I thought you were going to, like, break into someone else's car or something. Then I guessed you thought you were "safe" and hurried to the front of your car, near the third level stairwell, dropped your pants, squatted and WENT TO IT!

For Christ's sake, woman! All the time you spent looking out for passing cars so no one would see you crapping like a dog in public, you could have hustled your lazy ass downstairs and into the building and USED THE DAMNED RESTROOM!

Sheesh!

Anyway - if you're free later, drop me a line. I was never more turned on in my life.

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Old 01-03-2009, 02:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yes! A perfect craigslist add.

Very funny.
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Old 01-03-2009, 05:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2009, 11:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wonder if he'll ever get a response. she's got guts
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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wonder if he'll ever get a response. she's got guts
And she dropped them...
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Old 01-04-2009, 03:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Haha good ol' craigslist...you just made me wanna read some of their intimate encounters hehe
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