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Charlatan 10-04-2008 06:36 PM

Rachel Ray Corn Porn
 
Depending on how you view this it is either really hot or horrifying...


Jetée 10-04-2008 06:46 PM

*stifled crying chuckle*

That's all, I didn't watch the video, just wanted to read your commentary; it was worth it.

Esoteric 10-04-2008 06:53 PM

Strange.

Bear Cub 10-04-2008 06:55 PM

She needs to tighten up that grip and slow it down some. For the corn and all.

absorbentishe 10-07-2008 07:53 PM

Repulsive.... Can't think of her in that way at all. Her husband is sooo unlucky.

Bear Cub 10-07-2008 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absorbentishe (Post 2540826)
Repulsive.... Can't think of her in that way at all. Her husband is sooo unlucky.

No way dude. Constantly being on the road, super stressful lifestyle... her husband's got it made. He is vicariously wealthy, can do whatever he wants during the day, and I bet she fucks like a jackrabbit when she gets home to relieve said stress.

Yea, I'd hit it.

Bill O'Rights 10-08-2008 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absorbentishe (Post 2540826)
Repulsive.... Can't think of her in that way at all. Her husband is sooo unlucky.

Really? Now, see, I'd be alll in that. And, when we were done, she could make me a nice meal. ;)

Seriously, though. Assuming that she'd give me the time of day, I'd like to bang the hell out of that.:thumbsup:

Cynosure 10-08-2008 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absorbentishe (Post 2540826)
Repulsive.... Can't think of her in that way at all. Her husband is sooo unlucky.

I find Rachael Ray looks very sexy, even if she does have small breasts and is a little overweight. (However, her voice and her bubbly personality, I do find a little irritating.)

http://www.celebparasite.com/thumbs/...achael-ray.jpg

Then again, maybe I've developed a thing for women of Italian descent. For nearly two years, I dated a woman of Italian descent who looked remarkably like this photo of Rachael Ray, even though the woman I dated was a bit older than Rachael, here. (In fact, she was 7 or 8 years older than me.) The nose, the smile, the dark eyes and tanned skin: very much the same. Her hair was likewise dark brown, but it was a lot shorter. She was the most classy woman I've ever dated. Furthermore, this woman was awesome in the bedroom and in the kitchen. Best Italian I ever ate! (Yes, I just made an double entendre.)

absorbentishe 10-08-2008 08:15 PM

Sorry guys, I just can't get past her voice. Believe me, I've tried. I used to turn the sound down on her shows, but that only gets you so far. Now I admit she is attractive, I just can't listen to nails on a chalk board all day/night.

Bear Cub 10-08-2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absorbentishe (Post 2541529)
Sorry guys, I just can't get past her voice. Believe me, I've tried. I used to turn the sound down on her shows, but that only gets you so far. Now I admit she is attractive, I just can't listen to nails on a chalk board all day/night.

The whole idea is to fill her mouth so she can't talk :thumbsup:

cmc 10-09-2008 01:14 AM

I loved watching this clip and I fell out when
the music of Marvin Gay blended in on 'slow mo' --
great work !

Tully Mars 10-09-2008 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynosure (Post 2541020)
I find Rachael Ray looks very sexy, even if she does have small breasts and is a little overweight. (However, her voice and her bubbly personality, I do find a little irritating.)

http://www.celebparasite.com/thumbs/...achael-ray.jpg

Then again, maybe I've developed a thing for women of Italian descent. For nearly two years, I dated a woman of Italian descent who looked remarkably like this photo of Rachael Ray, even though the woman I dated was a bit older than Rachael, here. (In fact, she was 7 or 8 years older than me.) The nose, the smile, the dark eyes and tanned skin: very much the same. Her hair was likewise dark brown, but it was a lot shorter. She was the most classy woman I've ever dated. Furthermore, this woman was awesome in the bedroom and in the kitchen. Best Italian I ever ate! (Yes, I just made an double entendre.)

RR overweight? Probably a more healthy weight then most people on the tube, IMHO.

Daval 10-09-2008 04:41 AM

I watched the clip with no sound. It moved.

hotzot 10-09-2008 09:17 AM

Laughed my ass off!! Then sent the clip to my wife.

levite 10-15-2008 10:47 PM

Okay, that is hysterical! I cracked my ass up, especially on the Marvin Gaye slo-mo!

For the record, I think she's hot. But then, I always had a thing for the perky cheerleader types....

Cynosure 10-16-2008 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tully Mars (Post 2541614)
RR overweight? Probably a more healthy weight then most people on the tube, IMHO.

Well, she's gained some weight since she took that photo. Still, I find her attractive.

Tully Mars 10-16-2008 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynosure (Post 2546077)
Well, she's gained some weight since she took that photo. Still, I find her attractive.

I think she's attractive. Not sure I could listen to her very long but you never know how differently people behave IRL as opposed to on "character" they show on the tube.

Bear Cub 10-16-2008 09:07 AM

She's GAINED weight? Most of her more recent TV stuff looks like she's lost weight since her earlier Food Network days.

Cynosure 10-16-2008 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear Cub (Post 2546100)
She's GAINED weight? Most of her more recent TV stuff looks like she's lost weight since her earlier Food Network days.

Maybe I'm getting her appearances on TV, mixed up?

CinnamonGirl 10-18-2008 09:35 AM

The song totally made me laugh... the rest was more on the horrifying side.


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