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Crack · 09-28-2008, 09:24 AM

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Monday, September 15, 2008 2:05 AM MDT

DOUGLAS -- A celebration of life for James William "Jim" Adams, 53, will be held at a later date.

He died Tuesday, Sept. 9, 2008 at Memorial Hospital of Converse County in Douglas.

Jim, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other's courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his battle. It was primarily as a result of being stubborn and not following doctor's orders or maybe for just living life a little too hard for better than five decades.

He was born June 8, 1955 in Garrison, N.D. the son of James William and Ruby Helen (Clark) Adams.

He was sadly deprived of his final wish, which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a date. True to his personal style, he spent his final hours joking with medical personnel, cussing and begging for narcotics and bargaining with God to look over his loving dog, Biscuit, and his family.

He would like to thank all "his ladies" for putting up with him the last 30 years.

During his life, he excelled at anything he put his mind to. He loved to hear and tell jokes and spin tales of grand adventures he may or may not have had.

He is survived by five sons, Jeremiah Adams and his wife, Nicole, Mica Olivas, Wade Olivas, Brice Simpson and Cole Adams; sister, Jerri Giegerich; two ex-wives, Vickie Harrison and Marilyn Williams; four grandchildren; two nieces; and two great-nieces.

He was preceded in death by his parents and a brother-in-law.

In lieu of flowers, he asks that you make a sizeable purchase at your favorite watering hole, get rip roaring drunk and tell the stories he no longer can.

Gorman Funeral Homes - Converse Chapel of Douglas is in charge of the arrangements.

Sucks that he died, he would have been a cool guy to hang out with.

Craven Morehead · 09-28-2008, 10:04 AM

greyeyes · 09-29-2008, 08:35 PM

I second that. He sounds like a pretty cool guy.

troit · 10-01-2008, 04:34 PM

Sounds like a couple of friends of mine.

SSJTWIZTA · 10-01-2008, 05:40 PM

another good one down.

09-29-2008, 08:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
greyeyes ham on rye would be nice Location: I don't even know anymore	I second that. He sounds like a pretty cool guy. __________________ I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading. - Zach Braff

10-01-2008, 04:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Sounds like a couple of friends of mine. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

10-01-2008, 05:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	another good one down. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

09-28-2008, 10:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
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