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Craven Morehead · 09-25-2008, 09:26 PM

but is it real?

To the Guy I met at the bar last night

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To the Guy I met at the bar last night (west)
Reply to: pers-854952148@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-25, 2:23PM EDT

I was the tall blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all night long. After the bar closed, we went back to my place for more drinks. After many many drinks we headed back to my bedroom where we started kissing and fondling each other. I even allowed you to get into my panties. I explained to you that I wasn't willing to go " all the way" after just meeting you. Your exact words were " thats ok, we can just lay here and cuddle" i thought that was some of the sweetest words I had ever heard. Little did I know about the ASSHOLE inside you.
I woke up to the birds chirping but couldn't open my right eye, and you were gone. I went and looked in the mirror and saw DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it on my breadspread and headboard. You disgusting pig, no it dosent end there. I went to thebathroom to wash your filth off and found that not only had you jacked off in my face while I was asleep, but you also took a SHIT on my bathroom floor.
What kind of peice of shit jacks off on someone when they are sleeping and then shits on the floor. I finally got your mess cleaned up and took a long hot shower, and went into my kitchen to make some coffee. There I find you took the entire 12 pack I bought last night along with a fifth of Patron....So lets recap what happened.
I fell asleep thinking this guy was so sweet and was going to have sex with him in the morning, to waking up with dried cum on my face, in my hair, eyes, on my headboard, etc.. and walking into my bathroom to find a turd coiled up on the floor like a snake ready to attack, and to top it all off, you took all the beer and a fifth of $55.00 patron out of my fridge....
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

Makedde · 09-25-2008, 09:34 PM

Well, I can't say I feel much sympathy for this woman. She got herself drunk, she refused to be responsible and control her alcohol intake, and now she has the gall to be angered because the a total stranger happened to jerk off on her face?

Hopefully she learns from this. Can't say I feel sorry for her.

MSD · 09-26-2008, 08:50 AM

I've posted stupid shit like that on Craigslist when I was bored. I doubt it's real.

Crack · 09-26-2008, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MSD

I've posted stupid shit like that on Craigslist when I was bored. I doubt it's real.

What an interesting hobby...

dlish · 09-26-2008, 03:02 PM

its real dude. i was that guy...it was me

but i didnt mean to get it in her hair..im sorry about that

inBOIL · 09-26-2008, 03:24 PM

If she were smart, she'd report it and turn over the dna evidence to the police.

Halx · 09-26-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dlish

its real dude. i was that guy...it was me

but i didnt mean to get it in her hair..im sorry about that

I was gonna say. It sounds a lot like someone I know.

Skutch · 09-26-2008, 04:13 PM

What is it about girls getting cum in their hair? Shoot all you want over their backs, stomachs, faces, arms, legs, breasts, but never the hair. Doesn't it wash right out from there too? And we do all take showers after sex, right? More confusion.

Jozrael · 09-26-2008, 04:17 PM

I can see getting upset about it. On your skin it just...wipes off. In your hair it's all gross!

Um...I know this cause...

Skutch · 09-26-2008, 09:24 PM

Suddenly shaving down there makes sense. Although being the gentlemen I am I'd be happy to assist in the cleanup. Or in the shaving. Hell, come all over my hair girls, I don't mind. I like hair in my mouth.

dlish · 09-27-2008, 12:33 AM

read my signature halx

09-25-2008, 09:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Makedde Tilted Location: Australia	Well, I can't say I feel much sympathy for this woman. She got herself drunk, she refused to be responsible and control her alcohol intake, and now she has the gall to be angered because the a total stranger happened to jerk off on her face? Hopefully she learns from this. Can't say I feel sorry for her. __________________ Sun flames and moons glow, timeless the tides will flow, what will I face, what will be mine, fortune and fate the other side...

09-26-2008, 03:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	its real dude. i was that guy...it was me but i didnt mean to get it in her hair..im sorry about that __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

09-26-2008, 03:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
inBOIL I have eaten the slaw	If she were smart, she'd report it and turn over the dna evidence to the police. __________________ And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

09-27-2008, 12:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	read my signature halx __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

09-26-2008, 08:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I've posted stupid shit like that on Craigslist when I was bored. I doubt it's real.

09-26-2008, 04:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
Skutch Crazy	What is it about girls getting cum in their hair? Shoot all you want over their backs, stomachs, faces, arms, legs, breasts, but never the hair. Doesn't it wash right out from there too? And we do all take showers after sex, right? More confusion.

09-26-2008, 04:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jozrael Junkie	I can see getting upset about it. On your skin it just...wipes off. In your hair it's all gross! Um...I know this cause...

09-26-2008, 09:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
Skutch Crazy	Suddenly shaving down there makes sense. Although being the gentlemen I am I'd be happy to assist in the cleanup. Or in the shaving. Hell, come all over my hair girls, I don't mind. I like hair in my mouth.