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09-25-2008, 02:21 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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The average penis is seven inches long.
The average vagina is nine inches deep. This means that in London alone, there's five miles of unused vagina.
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09-25-2008, 02:22 PM
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After School Special Moralist
Location: Large City, Texas.
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We, the men of the USA and of the West, now have a duty to satisfy as many Saudi women as possible in an effort to prove the scientists wrong.
Is anybody with me  ?On a serious note, are those Saudis actually scientists, or are they bullshitologists?
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09-25-2008, 02:46 PM
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Location: Central Central Florida
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That is hilarious! A common Victorian name
 Breaks my heart. 
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09-25-2008, 06:05 PM
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zomgomgomgomgomgomg
Location: Fauxenix, Azerona
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"See honey, above average!" |
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09-25-2008, 06:39 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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A myth? Huh....
I guess I can stop looking for it then....
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09-25-2008, 07:02 PM
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Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
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09-25-2008, 07:09 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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So I can take up my quest once again, then!
Tally ho!
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09-25-2008, 07:26 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Quote:
I like it. I like it a lot.
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10-02-2008, 07:31 AM
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 still. that girl with a mile long vagina? Margaret? I know her.
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10-02-2008, 10:58 AM
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@Jozrael
Yeah, I know all that. the measurement i was alluding towould be the 'natural' length of the aroused female's vagina. I'm sure that's how i read it. Uterus and vagina move backward ans the blood flows in and engorges the area. Something like that... Salty sauce?
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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}-- |
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