Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Chatter > Found On The Net


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 09-25-2008, 01:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
Crazy
 
mcgeedo's Avatar
 
Breaking News - The Vagina is a Myth

Hayibo - Vagina a myth say Saudi scientists
mcgeedo is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 02:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
Willravel's Avatar
 
If only men that actually think of women like that knew what they were doing and what they were missing.
Willravel is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 02:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
 
Daniel_'s Avatar
 
Location: Southern England
The average penis is seven inches long.

The average vagina is nine inches deep.

This means that in London alone, there's five miles of unused vagina.
__________________
╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗
Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝
Daniel_ is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 02:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
After School Special Moralist
 
Location: Large City, Texas.
We, the men of the USA and of the West, now have a duty to satisfy as many Saudi women as possible in an effort to prove the scientists wrong.

Is anybody with me ?

On a serious note, are those Saudis actually scientists, or are they bullshitologists?
__________________
In a society where the individual is not free to pursue the truth...there is neither progress, stability nor security.--Edward R. Murrow
Anormalguy is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 02:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
Eponymous
 
jewels's Avatar
 
Location: Central Central Florida
That is hilarious! A common Victorian name

Breaks my heart.
__________________
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain
jewels is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 06:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Jozrael's Avatar
 
As a note, Daniel, I don't believe that that first statistic is accurate. I believe it's closer to 5, 5.5. But it depends on which study(ies) you look at.
Jozrael is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 06:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
zomgomgomgomgomgomg
 
telekinetic's Avatar
 
Location: Fauxenix, Azerona
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jozrael View Post
As a note, Daniel, I don't believe that that first statistic is accurate. I believe it's closer to 5, 5.5. But it depends on which study(ies) you look at.
And what each study reports is dependant on the smallest dick of the scientist's doing the study.

"See honey, above average!"
telekinetic is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 06:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Jozrael's Avatar
 
ROFFLES. xD.

Did we ever compare TFP lengths? I'm a 6.5, 7 on the best of days (read: only got that measurement once )
Jozrael is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 06:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
warrior bodhisattva
 
Baraka_Guru's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
A myth? Huh....

I guess I can stop looking for it then....
__________________
Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot
Baraka_Guru is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 06:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
Willravel's Avatar
 
No, god damn it, Guru. As the Indiana Jones of minge*, I can't abide another hero giving up the pursuit.

*as a part of a wonderful, intelligent, interesting, sweet, caring woman the I respect deeply
Willravel is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 07:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
Eat your vegetables
 
genuinegirly's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: Arabidopsis-ville
Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
__________________
"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy
genuinegirly is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 07:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
warrior bodhisattva
 
Baraka_Guru's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
So I can take up my quest once again, then!

Tally ho!
__________________
Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot
Baraka_Guru is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 07:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
Willravel's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru View Post
So I can take up my quest once again, then!

Tally ho!
Tally ho? I guess that makes you a pirate, how about the Jack Sparrow of quim?
Willravel is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 07:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
warrior bodhisattva
 
Baraka_Guru's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
Quote:
Originally Posted by Willravel View Post
how about the Jack Sparrow of quim?
I guess that would be fairly accurate, Doctor Jones. The Mingedoctor.....Captain Quim....

I like it. I like it a lot.
__________________
Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot
Baraka_Guru is offline  
Old 09-25-2008, 09:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
Custom User Title
 
Craven Morehead's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcgeedo View Post


Is Hayibo an Onion wanna be?
Craven Morehead is offline  
Old 10-01-2008, 11:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
Upright
 
I think it's just a saying. We women are born with it, anatomically...
__________________
KinkyLair
djamel is offline  
Old 10-02-2008, 07:31 AM   #17 (permalink)
Nothing
 
tisonlyi's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel_ View Post
The average penis is seven inches long.

The average vagina is nine inches deep.

This means that in London alone, there's five miles of unused vagina.
5.5" and 6" respectively, last i looked...

still. that girl with a mile long vagina? Margaret?

I know her.
__________________
"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--
tisonlyi is offline  
Old 10-02-2008, 08:46 AM   #18 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Jozrael's Avatar
 
@Tisonlyi the thing about vaginas is that they stretch. Theoretically, the world's smallest vagina should (with enough foreplay) be able to accomodate the world's largest penis. Do I need sauce for this?
Jozrael is offline  
Old 10-02-2008, 10:58 AM   #19 (permalink)
Nothing
 
tisonlyi's Avatar
 
@Jozrael

Yeah, I know all that. the measurement i was alluding towould be the 'natural' length of the aroused female's vagina. I'm sure that's how i read it. Uterus and vagina move backward ans the blood flows in and engorges the area. Something like that...

Salty sauce?
__________________
"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--
tisonlyi is offline  
Old 10-02-2008, 11:38 AM   #20 (permalink)
Comment or else!!
 
KellyC's Avatar
 
Location: Home sweet home
Quote:
Originally Posted by Craven Morehead View Post
Is Hayibo an Onion wanna be?
It must be. Funny read nonetheless.
__________________
Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.
KellyC is offline  
 

Tags
breaking, myth, news, vagina

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 09:47 PM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360