Breaking News - The Vagina is a Myth
 

If only men that actually think of women like that knew what they were doing and what they were missing.

The average penis is seven inches long.

The average vagina is nine inches deep.

This means that in London alone, there's five miles of unused vagina.

We, the men of the USA and of the West, now have a duty to satisfy as many Saudi women as possible in an effort to prove the scientists wrong.

Is anybody with me :D?

On a serious note, are those Saudis actually scientists, or are they bullshitologists?

That is hilarious! A common Victorian name :lol:

Breaks my heart. :sad:

As a note, Daniel, I don't believe that that first statistic is accurate. I believe it's closer to 5, 5.5. But it depends on which study(ies) you look at.

And what each study reports is dependant on the smallest dick of the scientist's doing the study.

"See honey, above average!"

ROFFLES. xD.

Did we ever compare TFP lengths? I'm a 6.5, 7 on the best of days (read: only got that measurement once :()

A myth? Huh....

I guess I can stop looking for it then....

No, god damn it, Guru. As the Indiana Jones of minge*, I can't abide another hero giving up the pursuit.

*as a part of a wonderful, intelligent, interesting, sweet, caring woman the I respect deeply

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

So I can take up my quest once again, then!

Tally ho!

Tally ho? I guess that makes you a pirate, how about the Jack Sparrow of quim?

I guess that would be fairly accurate, Doctor Jones. The Mingedoctor.....Captain Quim....

I like it. I like it a lot.

Is Hayibo an Onion wanna be?

I think it's just a saying. We women are born with it, anatomically... ;)

5.5" and 6" respectively, last i looked... ;)

still. that girl with a mile long vagina? Margaret?

I know her.

@Tisonlyi the thing about vaginas is that they stretch. Theoretically, the world's smallest vagina should (with enough foreplay) be able to accomodate the world's largest penis. Do I need sauce for this?

@Jozrael

Yeah, I know all that. the measurement i was alluding towould be the 'natural' length of the aroused female's vagina. I'm sure that's how i read it. Uterus and vagina move backward ans the blood flows in and engorges the area. Something like that... ;)

Salty sauce?

It must be. Funny read nonetheless.