Necrosis

Reese

I like the Monster.com advertisement the best.

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Daval

That is hillarious

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snowy

I didn't know email could be sent from the Great Beyond. This would be funnier if they hadn't included his dead mother in the list of senders.

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Tully Mars

And she managed to attach a file, yet couldn't get the VCR to work?

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Dammitall

Pages 2 and 3 were just as good...





Having worked at an online advocacy organization for several years (similar to MoveOn but smaller), I know exactly what he means when he says he wants to strangle Eli.

Showed this to my old boss from that org and he loved it.

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Amaras

I like Richard Cheney's message. At least you know have always known that "Fuck you" was
his mantra. Get that man a Vader mask, already!

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thespian86

Totally laughed at this one as well.

Subject: Fuck you

Fuck you.

Nice find.

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