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Old 08-27-2008, 08:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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"Support Our Poops," A Movement We Can Get Behind
Here's an issue long past due for it's very own ribbon-shaped car magnet: poo advocacy. The folks at SupportOurPoops.org want you to know poo isn't something to be ashamed of, and it's time to bring it out of the water closet. The website is packed with poo info and poo ribbon pictures, and the "Support Our Poops" magnets can be purchased right there, then shipped via "Prioriturd Mail." The shitty vinyl magnets are even made here in the good ol' USA, sending a steaming statement of support to those cut-rate foreign-made advocacy ribbons.
Ummmm... okay.
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The whole bumper magnet thing is a joke. If you want to support the troops, mail over things they might need, like protective clothing or video games (contact xephres for that one).

The poop thing seems to be an un-clever way of pointing out the futility of having a support the troops bumper magnet.
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Personally, I don't find this humorous in the least. It seems blatantly obvious that the poop magnet was designed to poke fun at the various causes that sell magnets. Most obviously Support Our Troops. Of course, someone will buy it just because it says "poop" on it.
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Old 08-27-2008, 09:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Still, the "support our troops" magnets don't actually send any money or supplies to the troops, so you're really just supporting business that plays on people sympathies and patriotism. Is that really something you want to support?
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The whole bumper magnet thing is a joke. If you want to support the troops, mail over things they might need, like protective clothing or video games (contact xephres for that one).
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Still, the "support our troops" magnets don't actually send any money or supplies to the troops, so you're really just supporting business that plays on people sympathies and patriotism. Is that really something you want to support?
Take note, kiddies, and write the date down. Because this one of the very few times that you will find me in 100% agreement with the incomparable Mr. Ravel.

In fact, I'll do one better. There was a retail store, here in Omaha, whose name I will not mention. They had a huge banner displayed outside that read "We Support Our Troops". I inquired of the store manager just how, in fact, they were supporting the troops. He looked at me blankly and asked what I meant by that. I said that he had a sign out front that read "We Support Our Troops". How are you doing that? He replied that they were supporting the troops by having that sign. I really don't think that he ever got the point.
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Take note, kiddies, and write the date down. Because this one of the very few times that you will find me in 100% agreement with the incomparable Mr. Ravel.
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Old 08-27-2008, 12:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I wrote the date down. I'm pretty sure I'll forget why I wrote it down by tomorrow.

I personally find the "Support Our Poops" sticker hilarious! I feel about the same as anyone who puts a magnet/sticket on their car. I also don't need five flags flying off my car to announce my patriotism. I much prefer supporting our troops through resources like xephrys gamesforsoldiers, or even the USO. You don't know how much a big tittied bimbo walking around the base helps with morale until you actually see it happen.
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Old 08-30-2008, 09:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I wrote the date down. I'm pretty sure I'll forget why I wrote it down by tomorrow.

I personally find the "Support Our Poops" sticker hilarious! I feel about the same as anyone who puts a magnet/sticket on their car. I also don't need five flags flying off my car to announce my patriotism. I much prefer supporting our troops through resources like xephrys gamesforsoldiers, or even the USO. You don't know how much a big tittied bimbo walking around the base helps with morale until you actually see it happen.
I agree as the same for the little gay stickers.. nothing against gay but i havent seen any heterosexual stickers around has anyone else?
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Old 08-31-2008, 06:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I've posted this before, haven't I?


Anyway, the main song starts at 1:03, so jump to there if the intro bores you.
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Old 08-31-2008, 06:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I agree as the same for the little gay stickers.. nothing against gay but i havent seen any heterosexual stickers around has anyone else?
miss the point much?
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Of course, someone will buy it just because it says "poop" on it.
http://www.poopsign.com
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Still, the "support our troops" magnets don't actually send any money or supplies to the troops, so you're really just supporting business that plays on people sympathies and patriotism. Is that really something you want to support?
Actually, if you purchase them at the local Army Recruiters office (though they are a little bit more expensive) a portion of the sales does go to the Family Readiness Group. I agree that if you buy the magnet for $1 at Walmart it isn't going to help anyone out besides the corporation. You have to know where you are buying them from is all. I think mine were $6-7 each but I know where the money is going.
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I dislike bumper stickers in general, and ribbons are no different. In other words, see Will's post.
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Old 09-04-2008, 06:16 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I still want a red one with a Dominoes logo in the middle that Says "Avoid the Noid"
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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CRAP!
My friends came up with this one YEARS ago one night when we were all hanging out.
I hope this IS them and they are making a few bucks by pointing out the irony Willravel has put so succinctly.
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