Punch em in the ...ahem.. Dick (NSFW lyrics) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Crack · 08-24-2008, 11:57 AM

This is the best song I have ever heard.... yeah... okay.

best part are the comments.

http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Pun...ck-NSFW-lyrics

"i'll give your willy a welt like you ain't never felt"

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I've got, somewhere, a really lousy hip-hop goof about murdering tranny hookers and being knee-deep in their blood that rhymes "ballgown" with "balls down" and "cargo" with "car, ho." I'm not proud of any of these facts.

This is a much better song than that.

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This song punched my ears in the dick. Finally, something with which to silence all the critics who insist that hip-hop is creatively bankrupt.

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I think this song is bigger than any of us.

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This will go great on the Christmas mix CDs we exchange at work.

inBOIL · 08-25-2008, 12:59 AM

"like an eggplant forced into your foreskin"

I do not expect that I shall ever again encounter such lyrical genius. And it's on the "music to punch dicks to" playlist. It's nice to know that if I ever have a long day of dick-punching ahead of me, there's music to help the work go faster.

08-25-2008, 12:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
inBOIL I have eaten the slaw	"like an eggplant forced into your foreskin" I do not expect that I shall ever again encounter such lyrical genius. And it's on the "music to punch dicks to" playlist. It's nice to know that if I ever have a long day of dick-punching ahead of me, there's music to help the work go faster. __________________ And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you. Last edited by inBOIL; 08-25-2008 at 01:31 AM..