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Old 07-26-2008, 09:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Show me your genitals

I swear this guy is a genious..
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Old 07-26-2008, 09:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams."

Brilliant. I've seen a lot of this guy's stuff on Funny Or Die, and he really is fantastic.
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Old 07-26-2008, 11:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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what an idiot. and he can't dance worth shit.
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Old 07-27-2008, 05:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I love it, if only for the smile it would bring to my best friend Todd's face from the mention of fisting alone.
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Old 07-27-2008, 06:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Genius? Brilliant?

You're fucking joking, right?

jesus....
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Old 07-27-2008, 06:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol, this is hilarious. I love all the hostility coming from the women in this thread. Its just a joke, chill out.
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Old 07-27-2008, 06:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If anybody is unclear, this is Jon Lajoie. He's a comedian from Quebec, who also had a minor hit with his song Everyday Normal Guy:



It's a parody, and not meant to be taken seriously.
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Old 07-27-2008, 07:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lol, this is hilarious. I love all the hostility coming from the women in this thread. Its just a joke, chill out.
I'm not being hostile because of the content. I'm not being hostile at all. I am commenting on the claims to 'brilliance' and 'genius.' Or did you miss that in your rush to make this about my gender?
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Old 07-27-2008, 07:46 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I have a penis and I think it is not that funny. Actually I don't think it is funny at all. And I find Rodney Carington's "Titties and Beer" song slightly amusing. So it isn't a gender thing.
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:25 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Okay, this song sucks.

This is better: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bang

I don't think he will ever top Everyday Normal Guy. That was a masterpiece.
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:19 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Fair rap parodies, if you like that sort of thing. Amusing? "Every Day Normal Guy" skewers the chest thumping hip-hoppers nicely. The other... a waste of bandwidth, IMHO. Just vulgarity for it's own sake. "Genius," "hilarious?" I guess he's talking to you.
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:47 AM   #12 (permalink)
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One man's pleasure is another man's pain....

I didn't find it funny either. As a parody, it's horrible. Not from any feminist gender basis, either. Funny is as funny does and this one doesn't, to me.

"Everyday Normal Guy" was mildly amusing; I might have guffawed at a line or two.

Yea, "Titties and Beer" was better.
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:48 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Brillant!... Not.


I find Joe Walsh's Ordinary Average Guy more amusing.


BTW- How come I can never get the "embed video" from youtube to work?
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Old 07-27-2008, 06:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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BTW- How come I can never get the "embed video" from youtube to work?
I used to have that problem as well, then someone showed me how and I will pass that on to you . Just put [youtube ]kvanJYOGl[/youtube ] (with kvanJYOGl being the code taken from a youtube link). Theres usually a set of letters and numbers mixed up that makes that code at the end.

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You're fucking joking, right?

jesus....
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I'm not being hostile at all.
I'm not too sure what you consider to be hostile, but I think a few people would consider what you said to be.
I do however apologize for the gender comment, I did rush to conclusions on that one. My bad.
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:05 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Not sure why mine was thought to be hostile. Because I think he's an idiot? Or because I think he can't dance?

Martian: I'm sure it was meant to be funny. I didn't find it to be so. When "Material Girl" came out in high school, most guys that I knew didn't like that song much. Just Madonna's boobs.
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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didn't enjoy it very much, but to each his own
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:17 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Not sure why mine was thought to be hostile. Because I think he's an idiot? Or because I think he can't dance?
Well of course these things are true. Its a parody on rap music. NOT something meant to be taken in the context you're taking it in.
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I bust out of the bathroom naked and do this dance...she just rolls her eyes
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Old 07-27-2008, 10:45 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Can't say I liked it, and I'm fairly sure I'm a guy.
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Old 07-28-2008, 12:45 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Ha. i liked it.

but then again, i like silly shit.
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Old 07-28-2008, 04:15 AM   #21 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=Tully Mars;2495814] I find Joe Walsh's Ordinary Average Guy more amusing.
QUOTE]

Hell yeah. If I were to have an anthem...
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Old 07-28-2008, 10:55 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Hrmmm. Pretty silly, I wouldn't say genious though!
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:09 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Normal Guy one was kinda funny. Other one was not funny at all.
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Old 07-28-2008, 01:11 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I don't think he will ever top Everyday Normal Guy. That was a masterpiece.

There's always Everyday Normal Guy 2

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Old 07-28-2008, 01:55 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I just now watched the second clip martian posted. It was somewhat amusing.
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Old 07-28-2008, 02:10 PM   #26 (permalink)
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There's always Everyday Normal Guy 2


Yeah, I know. Like I said, the first one is yet to be topped.
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:12 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Yeah, I know. Like I said, the first one is yet to be topped.
Classic one-hit-wonder effect.
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:09 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:23 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Classic one-hit-wonder effect.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:37 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Well, I'm the proud owner of a penis (and a fine one it is, too, if I do say so myself) but I didn't think it was funny, mainly because it wasn't clever. All he did was take a bunch of stereotypes and lump them together. "Show them to me" was funny. This wasn't. But hey, don't go by me. Obviously some people like this stuff.
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:47 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I don't think women are getting offended by this, just not amused. Heck, many men aren't amused by it either.
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Old 07-30-2008, 08:03 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Yes, I realize that and if anyone commenting on that had bothered to read the rest of the thread, they'd see that I have already apologized for jumping the gun and saying that.

Next topic.
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Old 07-31-2008, 06:45 AM   #33 (permalink)
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mmm not the best video i´ve seen. everyday normal guy is defo better and i think this has something to do with bang bang bang.
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