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Old 06-16-2008, 09:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Condom problem...

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even the magnums are too small for me, is there anywhere you can order bigger ones on line? they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=108500831

This will have me laughing for quite some time.
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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holy shit, haven't even clicked yet and had to stifle a laugh.
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow...just, wow.

That's almost sad, but I laughed my ass off anyways.
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I said to myself "doesn't this sound familiar?" then "where have I heard this before?".

Then I found #78 and remembered. Pure genius in the responses, though.

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You all are unaware.

OP stole a bit from Dana Carvey's standup special last night.
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Wow. The stupidity of some people is astounding.

And I must say, after looking at another forum (even briefly), I am so glad that TFP has a much higher level of intelligence than what I saw there.
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Wow. The stupidity of some people is astounding.

And I must say, after looking at another forum (even briefly), I am so glad that TFP has a much higher level of intelligence than what I saw there.
You may want to stay away from anything ending in 'chan'. I view excursions into that type of forum much the same as a safari in Africa.
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Nice thread, even if the joke is stolen.
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:53 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Freaking silly!
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I hadn't realized that Dana Carvey had authored this. Still, very funny.
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I seem to recall reading this as a sexual tip back when I was in college, I'm thinking it was 1988, and I think it was in Playboy. (I'm sure somebody on TFP has all the back issues at home, so they can verify this for me).

The reason they gave for including the balls in the condom was to significantly increase your girth. I never tried it, but for some sad reason I still remember it.
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I hadn't realized that Dana Carvey had authored this. Still, very funny.
Whether the humor's unintentional or not is beside the point. Thanks for posting, Will. If nothing else, you convinced snowy that she's in the right place.

On a sort-of-related note, am I the only one that thought he recognized a bunch of folks he went to school with in that thread? It was sort of like seeing the football players walk down an electronic version of my high school halls.
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Yes, it was like being in the locker room again.
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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My Oh MY!!! I've been laughing for over 5 minutes here.
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:23 AM   #14 (permalink)
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ha

ha ha you tried
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