USS Enterprise rap
 

I always hate to link something that was on fark, but this was just too good not to share

http://www.cracked.com//video_16363_...it-lyrics.html

NSFW lyrics

"Cap-tian Pic-card... Loves to get his dick hard.. his bald head will sweat, 'cause he's a french motherfucker with a tasty baguette"

wow! so geeky!

My NERDar just assploded.

And ears fell off.

There are no words to describe the extent to which that makes baby jesus cry.

ROFL thats sooo funny!

wow, you can tell they put time in to that.

Oh God that was good. TNG is awesome, and so was that.