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Hain 06-02-2008 03:46 AM

No Bananas in the future??? (article)
 
:sad: But I love bananas and all foods that are made from bananas.


Quote:

View: Banana: R.I.P. // Source: The-scientist (http://www.the-scientist.com)
Abstract: "Panama disease - or Fusarium wilt of banana - is back, and the Cavendish does not appear to be safe from this new strain, which appeared two decades ago in Malaysia, spread slowly at first, but is now moving at a geometrically quicker pace. There is no cure, and nearly every banana scientist says that though Panama disease has yet to hit the banana crops of Latin America, which feed our hemisphere, the question is not if this will happen, but when."   click to show 


Bear Cub 06-02-2008 04:55 AM

I can only hope. I loathe the taste of, and am mildly allergic to, bananas.

Esoteric 06-02-2008 05:55 AM

Noooooooooo.

Bananas are fucking delicious, this is blasphemy!

bobby 06-02-2008 06:02 AM

see the "Mother of All Banana" posts on the titty board...NSFW

xoxoxoo

Tully Mars 06-02-2008 07:27 AM

First the bees, now the bananas?

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n3919204.shtml

Wonder where the "food chain's" going to break a link next?

snowy 06-02-2008 09:07 AM

Nooooooooooooo...bananas are one of my few safe foods. :(

Fotzlid 06-02-2008 11:22 AM

I remember reading that 4 or 5 years ago.

Snopes says its false.

Banana blight

Charlatan 06-02-2008 04:26 PM

I am sure this blight is god getting pissed that his nightmare isn't having the desired effect on atheists... Maybe he's going to start again, this time with Mangoes!


Willravel 06-02-2008 04:33 PM

As I recall, there is a repository for seeds (colloquially known as the "doomsday vault"). It may be time to put some safe banana seeds in there and ride this one out.

Baraka_Guru 06-02-2008 04:57 PM

Do not despair, my banana-loving friends!

There's always....
  • the squat, squarish Burro, with its tangy lemon-banana flavor;
  • the Blue Java (or Ice Cream) banana, which has a blotchy, silver-blue skin and tastes of ice cream;
  • the short, chunky red banana and the dwarf or finger banana, both of which are sweeter than the Cavendish;
  • the strawberry-apple-flavored Manzano (which turns black when ready to eat);
  • the diminutive Mysore from India;
  • and the Orinoco with its trace of strawberry flavor.
And let's not forget the plantain.

Tully Mars 06-02-2008 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
[*]the strawberry-apple-flavored Manzano (which turns black when ready to eat);

I have one of these trees in my yard. Manzano is Spanish for apple, man was I confused when my gardener told me what kind of tree he was bringing me. And yes, they're great. Sadly my one little tree doesn't produce very much... yet.

Grasshopper Green 06-02-2008 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
Do not despair, my banana-loving friends!

There's always....
  • the squat, squarish Burro, with its tangy lemon-banana flavor;
  • the Blue Java (or Ice Cream) banana, which has a blotchy, silver-blue skin and tastes of ice cream;
  • the short, chunky red banana and the dwarf or finger banana, both of which are sweeter than the Cavendish;
  • the strawberry-apple-flavored Manzano (which turns black when ready to eat);
  • the diminutive Mysore from India;
  • and the Orinoco with its trace of strawberry flavor.
And let's not forget the plantain.

Those all sound yummy.

SecretMethod70 06-02-2008 06:54 PM

the problem is that most bananas are too weak for easy shipping. The first time this happened, years back (I forget the type of banana that used to be eaten and sold in the US), they settled on the Cavendish as a replacement because, despite being considered a very inferior banana, it was the one that could stand up to the shipping easiest.

Here's a very interesting interview on NPR's Fresh Air, with the author of a recent book all about bananas: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=19097412

Crack 06-02-2008 11:40 PM

I want to know Kirk Cameron's take on this...

Poppinjay 06-02-2008 11:50 PM

I would think, at this point, bananas would sell for more than 29 cents a pound if they were endangered.

Now, ask me about chesapeake crab and we'll talk moratorium.

Reese 06-03-2008 01:10 AM

It seems to me that bananas are different now than they were just 10-15 years ago. They seemed smaller, softer, and tastier before, now all I ever see are these huge almost green bananas that just aren't that great..

roachboy 06-03-2008 02:58 AM

monocropping, comrades.
this is a function of monocropping.

export markets are dominated by i think 2 of the 65 or so varieties of banana.
smeth's right: these 2 are grown for trucks and ships.
industrial capitalism in agriculture is a mixed bag.
in bananaland, blight is one of the things you find at its bottom.

lotsofmagnets 06-03-2008 03:05 AM

pfft. the bird flu of 2008.

Baraka_Guru 06-03-2008 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roachboy
monocropping, comrades.
this is a function of monocropping.

An excellent point. Whenever I think about bananas this way, I'm reminded about how we're privileged to even have them available in our market (Canada vs. the source). And so cheap? Like other things, we take this for granted. The 100-Mile Diet has been garnering a lot of attention here lately. The way oil's headed, and in addition to this blight, the price of bananas are likely set to skyrocket.

Plummie 06-04-2008 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SecretMethod70
Here's a very interesting interview on NPR's Fresh Air, with the author of a recent book all about bananas: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=19097412

Thanks for the link, SecretMethod - very informative and eye opening. I never knew bananas were so vunerable to Panama disease. I love me some bananas.

SSJTWIZTA 06-04-2008 10:19 PM

i remember hearing about this 3 or 4 years ago. i shrugged it off as bullshit, and since i havnt heard anything about it untill now, i continued to believe that it was bullshit.

i have a potassium problem, i need those babys! looks like in the future it'll be supplements for me.

i never realized this untill now: i hate Bananas, but i love artificial banana flavor.

Redlemon 06-05-2008 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSJTWIZTA
i never realized this untill now: i hate Bananas, but i love artificial banana flavor.

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8665/hfca720kx6.jpg

SSJTWIZTA 06-05-2008 01:30 PM

oh man, riddle. i hate those things. as a child people would always offer me some.
blickity blah!

LoganSnake 06-05-2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric
Noooooooooo.

Bananas are fucking delicious, this is blasphemy!

Seconded and thirded.


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