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Junkie
Location: NYC
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Be sure your genitals are secure!!!
This headline tells it all: Penis theft panic hits city..
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eats puppies and shits rainbows
Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA
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I've always told my friends "don't go to the Congo, those sorcerers are crazy motherfuckers" and they neeeever listen. Well, look who's laughing now... not them, they have no cocks.
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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay. M.B. Keene |
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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