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Old 05-27-2008, 04:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Defend the internet - pop your cherry...

http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2.php

Some of you may remember Tania Dervaux, the young woman who offered to give 40 000 blow jobs as a political statement. Turns out she's at it again, this time offering to have sex with any virgin who can prove that he (she?) is actively defending net neutrality.

I see a lot of problems with this, but the first one that springs to mind is, how does she plan on determining who is or is not a virgin? Telling a guy that he gets to have sex with a smoking hot woman if he's inexperienced and then following it up by asking him if he is, in fact, unsullied doesn't seem like a good way to solicit honest responses.
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Old 05-27-2008, 05:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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There is NO problem with this.
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Old 05-27-2008, 05:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2008, 05:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I guess I could try to act like a 40 year old virgin.... Think she'd buy it?
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Old 05-27-2008, 07:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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"if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity"

So act shy and reserved and you're in... Literally!
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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If only she were domestic and not international...
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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The problem is that this trick doesn't work. She isn't actually doing this, and the publicity she wants to gather is from people who aren't internet-savvy. She needs to do her homework on what non-internet-savvy people like, and if you're an American and you're not online, you're probably scared of sex. Let's just be honest.

Much of America (the US) has this attitude with porn where you beat off with one hand, and push it away with the other, which means using sex so overtly in a campaign is dangerous. It's not as simple as twins wrestling in jello for a beer add. This is the promise of real sex.
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The problem is that this trick doesn't work. She isn't actually doing this, and the publicity she wants to gather is from people who aren't internet-savvy. She needs to do her homework on what non-internet-savvy people like, and if you're an American and you're not online, you're probably scared of sex. Let's just be honest.

Much of America (the US) has this attitude with porn where you beat off with one hand, and push it away with the other, which means using sex so overtly in a campaign is dangerous. It's not as simple as twins wrestling in jello for a beer add. This is the promise of real sex.

You just have to rain on everyone's parade, don't you?
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Old 05-27-2008, 09:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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View: Canadian Net Neutrality Rally To Gather in Ottawa
Source: Digitaljournal (http://www.digitaljournal.com)
Abstract: "The net neutrality rally is intended to bring together politicians, labour unions, consumer groups and Internet activists, with protesters being bused in from Toronto, Montreal and Chatham, Ont. The protest centers around "throttling" Internet traffic."   click to show 
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Old 05-27-2008, 07:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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What is net neutrality? And did she even give away all those blowjobs from before?

Also, for the sake of it, I defend net neutrality!
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Old 05-27-2008, 07:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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She is a good looking lady.

I am with ironpham on this one. Did she give that many blowjobs?
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:04 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Road Trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:24 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i´m pretty suspicious about this. logistically it would be a nightmare and i just don´t see it happening. ow do you prove virginity? how does she prove she´s doing it? i saw no followup about the bj one which takes a lot from the credibility. but then again she´s a politician. are they famous for keeping their word?
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Old 05-30-2008, 10:03 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Follow-up to Hain's post:

The NDP Party of Canada has introduced a Net Neutrality bill in parliament.

NDP introduces Net Neutrality Bill   click to show 
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Old 05-31-2008, 02:59 AM   #15 (permalink)
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sounds like a rare piece of good news to me
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:32 AM   #16 (permalink)
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What is net neutrality? And did she even give away all those blowjobs from before?

Also, for the sake of it, I defend net neutrality!
She did. Post #14.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...2C000+blowjobs
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:41 AM   #17 (permalink)
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vid dead. still in no doubt it didn´t happen
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:49 AM   #18 (permalink)
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There's a torrent link on the same page. I didn't check if it works.
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