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Old 05-14-2008, 09:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Kid steals dad's credit card, hires hookers to play Xbox

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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

screw Obama, lets vote for this guy.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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more from the article

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Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
ummm wtf? first off how is it going to be a surprise now and 2nd...WTF? he's going to reward the kid for this by taking him to Disneyland?

jesus christ almighty......
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Truly a scholar of a new generation.

Vote Hooker Kid '32
I almost ruined a call at work cuz I happened to read this while on the phone, hahahaha.
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I actually read the original article while on the phone also. I did laugh. Luckily the prospect said something that was supposed to be funny at the same time.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I heard about this on the radio this morning (woot, 98X baby!) and the hostess said that, in nerd speak, this was an "epic fail." I had to agree, simply for the part with World of Warcraft. However, this kid has already had a far more memorable childhood than myself, so props for that.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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He's probably a member of TFP
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Old 05-14-2008, 07:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Srsly, must check in w/dis maniac when he's growed up!

PROPS!
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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At least it sounds like he'd be simply tell you up front he's going to order some hookers, charge 'em off to some defense contractor and have them over to Lincoln bedroom. And just think in 20 years Xbox won't be the box he's playing.
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Old 05-23-2008, 04:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
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http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2008-05-22-n16.html

way to ruin our fun you dirty search engine people.
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Old 05-23-2008, 05:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2008-05-22-n16.html

way to ruin our fun you dirty search engine people.
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Old 05-23-2008, 06:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Can we make him run as a democratic candidate?
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Old 05-24-2008, 03:37 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Can we make him run as a democratic candidate?
Hookers? That's more GOP isn't it? Or is that just gay hookers?
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:21 AM   #15 (permalink)
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It was fake: http://www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/fa...olds-marketing
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:47 AM   #16 (permalink)
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It's fake?!

Who am i supposed to vote for in '32 now?
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Old 05-26-2008, 01:22 AM   #17 (permalink)
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i should have known. the whole thing about the kid wanting to be a politician made it too good to be true.
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Old 05-26-2008, 01:35 AM   #18 (permalink)
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did you guys not see me post that it was fake? helloooo
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