05-14-2008, 09:41 AM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Kid steals dad's credit card, hires hookers to play Xbox
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screw Obama, lets vote for this guy. http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm |
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05-14-2008, 10:07 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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total win on all fronts
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05-14-2008, 10:35 AM | #3 (permalink) | |
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more from the article
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jesus christ almighty......
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05-14-2008, 10:41 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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Truly a scholar of a new generation.
Vote Hooker Kid '32
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05-14-2008, 10:48 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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I actually read the original article while on the phone also. I did laugh. Luckily the prospect said something that was supposed to be funny at the same time.
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05-14-2008, 11:11 AM | #7 (permalink) |
eats puppies and shits rainbows
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I heard about this on the radio this morning (woot, 98X baby!) and the hostess said that, in nerd speak, this was an "epic fail." I had to agree, simply for the part with World of Warcraft. However, this kid has already had a far more memorable childhood than myself, so props for that.
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05-14-2008, 08:01 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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At least it sounds like he'd be simply tell you up front he's going to order some hookers, charge 'em off to some defense contractor and have them over to Lincoln bedroom. And just think in 20 years Xbox won't be the box he's playing.
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05-23-2008, 04:45 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2008-05-22-n16.html
way to ruin our fun you dirty search engine people. |
05-23-2008, 05:02 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
eats puppies and shits rainbows
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05-24-2008, 03:37 AM | #14 (permalink) | |
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05-26-2008, 12:47 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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It's fake?!
Who am i supposed to vote for in '32 now?
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05-26-2008, 01:22 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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i should have known. the whole thing about the kid wanting to be a politician made it too good to be true.
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