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loquitur 04-28-2008 02:52 PM

I'd like to know what led to this instruction
 
<br>http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a94_w2.jpg

sapiens 04-28-2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

I'd like to know what led to this instruction
Photoshop?

The_Jazz 04-28-2008 04:21 PM

That, my friend, is the direct result of an insurance claim. Someone did it, claimed there was no instruction not to and tried to collect. It must have at least been a negotiated settlement.

Charlatan 04-28-2008 04:36 PM

Jazz: has it really come to that?

lotsofmagnets 04-28-2008 04:42 PM

i wonder since there seems to be only the one image available. you wouldn´t think with something like that there would be at least several different images on the net?

The_Jazz 04-28-2008 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Jazz: has it really come to that?

Oh, it's been there for quite some time. It was there before I got in the business 12 years ago.

This is proof that once something is made idiot-proof someone comes along and builds a better idiot.

Willravel 04-28-2008 06:03 PM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/customa...atar4300_1.gifhttp://www.tfproject.org/tfp/customa...atar1755_1.gif
*rubs eyes* Am I the only one that has to make a conscious note to read screen names instead of glancing at avatars for these two?

Shauk 04-28-2008 06:42 PM

TFP hat day? everyone changes thier avatar to men with hats.

or meninhats.com haha

Hain 04-28-2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz
This is proof that once something is made idiot-proof someone comes along and builds a better idiot.

What engineer has that job to build the next and better... or worse idiot?

SSJTWIZTA 04-28-2008 09:17 PM

people like me.
haha! i kid, i kid.

hmm, i guess my gramps was right. trends go full circle. next thing you know we'll all be wearing zuit suits again.

Daniel_ 04-28-2008 11:09 PM

I want a zoo suit, but I suspect it'd make me look dumb, as I'm far from slim.

THe penis thing?

Not so much.

Personally, I think it's a 'shop - I've seen that pic a hundred times, and it's always the same photo (with the same little arrow drawn on).

The_Jazz 04-29-2008 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Augi
What engineer has that job to build the next and better... or worse idiot?

Well, there are two answers to that question, depending on where you stand.

God

or

Darwin

I'll leave it to you to figure out which is correct.

dlish 04-29-2008 05:32 AM

i take it that the process of 'natural selection' is going down the drain if we are reproducing idiots.. so there goes darwin

jazz how does anyone in the right frame of mind do something like insert a screw driver in his penis... does the word screw have other connotations?

The_Jazz 04-29-2008 05:55 AM

You see it your way, I'll see it mine. I just see these idiots as failed experiments, but I'm a Darwinist. Your experience may dictate a different answer, which is why I gave options.

As far as your other question, you obviously forgot about this thread:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...t=urethra+play

Punk.of.Ages 04-29-2008 11:06 AM

Ouch.

blahblah454 04-29-2008 12:03 PM

Just put some olive oil on the tip and that baby should slide down with no problems...

forgotten_dream 04-29-2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlish
i take it that the process of 'natural selection' is going down the drain if we are reproducing idiots.. so there goes darwin

The problem is that there aren't many predators left to eat the dumb ones, and we protect them with signs like this- darwinism circumvented by society. :P

In any case, it's got to be a photoshop-- can you imagine the people that would complain if they saw the word "penis" unexpectedly in a store?

sapiens 04-29-2008 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by forgotten_dream
The problem is that there aren't many predators left to eat the dumb ones, and we protect them with signs like this- darwinism circumvented by society. :P

Natural selection isn't circumvented. There are just different selection pressures now than through much of our evolutionary history.

Ustwo 04-29-2008 05:28 PM

First, I'm going to say yea its most likely photoshop, so sapiens is right there.

Secondly, hes right about natural selection.

So this is a sapiens wins wins post.

sapiens 04-30-2008 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sapiens
Natural selection isn't circumvented. There are just different selection pressures now than through much of our evolutionary history.

Actually, I wasn't entirely correct. I should say that modern history is just a drop in the bucket of evolutionary time. There's really no reliable way to tell what current selection pressures are. Even if you could figure them out, it would be impossible to tell if they will be sufficiently recurrent to have an impact on human biological evolution.

Sorry about the threadjack.

The_Jazz 04-30-2008 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sapiens
Actually, I wasn't entirely correct. I should say that modern history is just a drop in the bucket of evolutionary time. There's really no reliable way to tell what current selection pressures are. Even if you could figure them out, it would be impossible to tell if they will be sufficiently recurrent to have an impact on human biological evolution.

Sorry about the threadjack.

As punishment for the threadjack, you should use one of these tools in the unprescribed manner.

Tully Mars 04-30-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blahblah454
Just put some olive oil on the tip and that baby should slide down with no problems...

Hey! You're right that does work. Problem solved, thanks.


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