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Old 03-27-2008, 01:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Atheist Apocalypse



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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 03-27-2008, 02:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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Sweet.

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Old 03-27-2008, 02:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
eats puppies and shits rainbows
 
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I'm pretty mad that Hitchens didn't have a drink or a smoke... Otherwise, this is the greatest comic strip ever.
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Old 03-27-2008, 05:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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Dude... progress better not pull that trigger.
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hm. The agents of the Atheist Apocalypse are older, whiter, and manlier than I had imagined them to be....

But I like how the New World will use the metric system.
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hey... is the guy with the soul patch wearing a Nordiques shirt?

...and what does one call a soul patch in an atheist world? For that matter, what happens to soul music and soul food?
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hey... is the guy with the soul patch wearing a Nordiques shirt?
Yes. Yes it is.
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...and what does one call a soul patch in an atheist world? For that matter, what happens to soul music and soul food?
I believe "James Brown patch," "James Brown music," and "James Brown food," respectively.

Actually, in the Atheist world, I think all the national anthems are required to be James Brown tunes.
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Old 03-27-2008, 07:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yes. Yes it is.
I believe "James Brown patch," "James Brown music," and "James Brown food," respectively.

Actually, in the Atheist world, I think all the national anthems are required to be James Brown tunes.

actually, you have a choice...James Brown, Rush, and...uh...other atheistic bands. I'm pretty sure Canada has already chosen Rush's Anthem as their anthem.
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that was pretty cool.

all i know is that Reason better watch his fucking back!
one wrong move and that horse is mine.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 03-28-2008, 07:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I think my favorite part is that the cost of onions has changed from 30 cents per pound to 13 cents per kilogram.
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Old 03-28-2008, 07:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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fuckin awesome
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Old 03-28-2008, 08:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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One can only hope.

Now I'm sad.
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Old 03-28-2008, 08:49 AM   #13 (permalink)
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One can only hope.
Can I get a "Raman!"
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Free dictionary? Call the Gideons.
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:51 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Love those Gideon Dictionaries... I am always in need of a vocabulary boost.
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