Praise the lord and pass the bag of Cheetos - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

loquitur · 03-25-2008, 10:36 AM

Goes to show you, there is holiness everywhere:

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It's an Easter miracle! A youth minister in Houston thinks he might have found the image of Jesus Christ in a Cheeto. Steve Cragg of Memorial Drive United Methodist Church said he was eating a bag of Cheetos when he came across what he originally thought looked like a dog. After turning it sideways, Steve saw the image of Jesus Christ. His students have named it Cheesus and Steve keeps it in a special box.

Will the wonders of this universe never cease?

Willravel · 03-25-2008, 10:40 AM

If I were religious I'd be so pissed off about people finding jesus on food.

loquitur · 03-25-2008, 10:43 AM

I thought it was hilarious that his students names it "Cheesus."

mixedmedia · 03-25-2008, 11:06 AM

I'll bet Cheesus is divinely delicious.

The_Jazz · 03-25-2008, 11:11 AM

Just make sure you wash off the Cheesus crumbs off your fingers before you touch the couch.

sapiens · 03-25-2008, 11:42 AM

Certainly more tasty than the "Body of Christ" offered at most Catholic masses.

mixedmedia · 03-25-2008, 12:20 PM

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Certainly more tasty than the "Body of Christ" offered at most Catholic masses.

Well, see, this was just what I was thinking. Since the Lord, obviously, doesn't object to divine cheesiness, they ought to start making the communion wafers and crackers like Cheez-its. I think people would be much more enthusiastic about communing with a deliciously cheesy body of Christ.

oh, I think I just felt a pitchfork poke my butt

The_Jazz · 03-25-2008, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mixedmedia

Well, see, this was just what I was thinking. Since the Lord, obviously, doesn't object to divine cheesiness, they ought to start making the communion wafers and crackers like Cheez-its. I think people would be much more enthusiastic about communing with a deliciously cheesy body of Christ.

oh, I think I just felt a pitchfork poke my butt

Bad idea. Then people will start going to Mass high so that they can get rid of the muchies on the Host.

mixedmedia · 03-25-2008, 12:38 PM

Lost sheep, my man. Bring 'em on!

JamesB · 03-25-2008, 01:18 PM

... somebody needs to cut / clean their nails

KellyC · 03-25-2008, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mixedmedia

I'll bet Cheesus is divinely delicious.

This would make a good slogan for Cheeto.

loquitur · 03-25-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mixedmedia

Well, see, this was just what I was thinking. Since the Lord, obviously, doesn't object to divine cheesiness, they ought to start making the communion wafers and crackers like Cheez-its. I think people would be much more enthusiastic about communing with a deliciously cheesy body of Christ.

oh, I think I just felt a pitchfork poke my butt

If the wafer should be a Cheez-It, what should the wine be? Sangria?

03-25-2008, 11:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	I'll bet Cheesus is divinely delicious. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

03-25-2008, 11:11 AM	#5 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Just make sure you wash off the Cheesus crumbs off your fingers before you touch the couch. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

03-25-2008, 12:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Lost sheep, my man. Bring 'em on! __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

03-25-2008, 01:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
JamesB Insane Location: Ottawa	... somebody needs to cut / clean their nails __________________ -- apt-get install spare_time --

03-25-2008, 10:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	If I were religious I'd be so pissed off about people finding jesus on food.

03-25-2008, 10:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	I thought it was hilarious that his students names it "Cheesus."

03-25-2008, 11:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
sapiens Junkie Location: Some place windy	Certainly more tasty than the "Body of Christ" offered at most Catholic masses.