Byrnison

I had these emailed to me, and found them a fascinating reminder of the cultural and health changes that we have made through the ages...

LoganSnake

Either nothing at all was advertised for 30 years, or the pictures don't show up.

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genuinegirly

Those are some pretty crazy advertisements. The jarred tapeworms one really caught me off guard.

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Craven Morehead

Yeah, the jar of tapeworms is off the wall.

greyeyes

prophylaxis, helps you get the job done with few regrets

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Tully Mars

One of my favorites:

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Cynthetiq

I thought the same thing until I realized my adblocker picked up any URLs with the word AD in them and instablocked them.

yeah the tapeworms are pretty icky.

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LoganSnake

Ah, a fellow FireFox user

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jewels

Maybe Firefox for Mac behaves better?

Those are wild! Douching with Lysol?

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bobby

could this have other uses?


xoxoxoo

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miko

LOL!
I love old ads, even the ones that aren't as comical as these.
My office has a ton of old National Geographic dating back to the 1930s. I just like to flip through and look at the old ads. I like those better than the hangy flappy bewbies!

Amaras

I love the "Blow in her face and she'll follow you forever!".

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Manuel Hong

Tapeworms in a jar!!!!!
Jarring.

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Tully Mars

If the tapeworms don't work for you you can always try a little...



If that doesn't rock your boat try some good old fashion...

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Grasshopper Green

The tapeworms are gross...but douching with Lysol? WTF????

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Charlatan

I want me some tape worms and sausages for dinner!

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The_Jazz

mmmmm, sausage.

As a guy that thinks about product liability all day long, this is one of the most horrifying things I think I've seen in a while.

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Amnesia620

These are extremely awesome. I love the first one...the easy way to open a can...HA!

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