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lktknow 03-14-2008 08:43 AM

Mom spanked the gay out of me!
 
http://www.stumbleupon.com/demo/#url..._Gay_Out_of_Me

Sion 03-14-2008 02:31 PM

these people scare the ever-lovin-shit outta me

MexicanOnABike 03-14-2008 02:38 PM

so fucked up I have no word for this!

cease_fire 03-15-2008 07:10 PM

w... wow...

this poor guy. and the host is trying to keep some composure. i wonder if his mom actually pulled out the car and ran him over. he seems to think so. xD

Willravel 03-15-2008 07:14 PM

Mommy spanked the shame into me. And about a half dozen emotional problems.

Thanks a million there, that poor man's mom, you should be proud... :no:

Tully Mars 03-15-2008 07:45 PM

I had to watch it twice. The guy kind of looks like the guy who does spots on the Daily Show and Apple Computers. I thought maybe this was some SNL type skit no one was getting. On second take, nope! just more crazy people in the world exposing their insanity on the internets.

Will someone please explain to me WTF! IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

OK, third times a charm. That can't be real, thats a comedy skit. Just has to be.

Willravel 03-15-2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tully Mars
Will someone please explain to me WTF! IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

I can guess! Mom was born into a Southern fundamentalist family and probably had older brothers. Dad wasn't a preacher, but he wished he was. He was probably an elder or an usher, who liked to throw his weight around in the church. She lost her virginity at 14 to someone who lived in overalls and had a promising future in chewing tobacco (and I don't mean making or selling chewing tobacco, I mean chewing it in front of a 13" screen). Shotgun marriage! Firstborn probably grew up to be a preacher... a preacher with a bbq (basically red neck Fonzi). Second son grew up curious about butthole pleasures, but instead of being told that he can explore the way god made him had the living shit spanked out of him repeatedly by a woman who was nothing more than a zombie of her faith.

Note that I don't think all people are zombies to their faith; as a matter of fact most aren't. His mom sure as hell was.

lktknow 03-15-2008 08:34 PM

I'm fairly sure it's a comedy skit....it says at the top of it:

"So I guess the parenting lesson to learn from this, is that if you spank the gay out of your kids, you might let the crazy in"

it'a only obvious they are trying to state a fact that it is unfeasible to "spank" the "gay" out of someone... thats asinine.

leo_cote 03-16-2008 03:48 AM

Funny stuff!!!

troit 03-17-2008 12:28 AM

Oh my - what is wrong with some people...

Martian 03-17-2008 12:43 AM

Wow, if you people are so upset over this, you should hear about when the front fell off.


Manuel Hong 03-19-2008 12:29 PM

I have finally caught my breath. This is the funniest fucking video on the net. It is OBVIOUSLY a joke on the host of the show. She was attempting to make an argument that discipline is so essential that it could even keep your kids from "going gay" and the guest was supposed to validate her agenda. He really pulled one over on her...and apparently he pulled one over on plenty of others!!! Andy Kaufman would be impressed!!!

Martian 03-19-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manuel Hong
I have finally caught my breath. This is the funniest fucking video on the net. It is OBVIOUSLY a joke on the host of the show. She was attempting to make an argument that discipline is so essential that it could even keep your kids from "going gay" and the guest was supposed to validate her agenda. He really pulled one over on her...and apparently he pulled one over on plenty of others!!! Andy Kaufman would be impressed!!!

*Bzzt*

Close, but no.

What happened to people's Google skills?

http://youtube.com/user/brianstreehouse

Tully Mars 03-19-2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martian
*Bzzt*

Close, but no.

What happened to people's Google skills?

http://youtube.com/user/brianstreehouse


Obviously it took me three times, but I finally "got" the joke.

Sad fact is there really are people like this.

My ex used to work with a guy that swore the Jehovah's Witnesses "cured" him of being gay. It was usually the first or second statement out of his mouth when he met people. This guy was so flaming I have no idea how he managed to buy gas.

Manuel Hong 03-19-2008 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tully Mars
This guy was so flaming I have no idea how he managed to buy gas.

HAHAHAHAHA

Charlatan 03-19-2008 06:00 PM

I want his mom to spank the gay out of me too.

Willravel 03-19-2008 06:04 PM

I'll bet you $5 there aren't any people spanking the straight out of their kids.
/lesson

Manuel Hong 03-20-2008 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
I'll bet you $5 there aren't any people spanking the straight out of their kids.
/lesson

I'll take that bet.
I know it could lead to a fetish for being spanked!


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