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Old 02-12-2008, 10:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
ham on rye would be nice
 
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the rarely understood neckbeard

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Old 02-12-2008, 10:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Alas, the only kind of beard I can grow.
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Old 02-12-2008, 11:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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Neckbeards are nasty lookin'. They should be avoided.
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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could be worse. could be a butt-beard
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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They make you look like a monkey.
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Old 02-13-2008, 04:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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could be worse. could be a butt-beard
At least I don't have to look at your butt-beard.
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Old 02-13-2008, 06:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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At least I don't have to look at your butt-beard.
Is this a challenge?
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Old 02-13-2008, 07:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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Will butt-beards be judged on hair growth alone?
Suggestions for categories:
  • hygiene
  • fanciful dingle-berries
  • exotic content
  • combos
  • Klingons from Uranus
Please submit suggestions for butt-beard categories.
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Old 02-13-2008, 07:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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At least I don't have to look at your butt-beard.

you dont have to, but you know you want to...
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Old 02-13-2008, 08:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2008, 12:28 AM   #11 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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I've seen enough of flyman's butt beard to make up for any other butt-beards I may wish to see (i.e. I've seen my fair share).
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Old 02-14-2008, 01:03 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I've seen enough of flyman's butt beard to make up for any other butt-beards I may wish to see (i.e. I've seen my fair share).
I seem to recall you having received photographs right before you fled the country.
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:58 AM   #13 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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could be worse. could be a butt-beard


i got one of those........


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Is this a challenge?


dude..............you'd lose man.





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I seem to recall you having received photographs right before you fled the country.


.....and he keeps lookin' at it too.......
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Old 02-14-2008, 08:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Worst. Thread. Evar.
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
ham on rye would be nice
 
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Worst. Thread. Evar.
glad I could start things for ya
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Old 02-15-2008, 05:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Worst. Thread. Evar.
Jazz is just jealous he didn't think of it first.
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