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loquitur · 02-06-2008, 11:29 AM

See it right here.

The_Jazz · 02-06-2008, 11:45 AM

Congratulations. You win the internet.

bobby · 02-06-2008, 04:22 PM

so that's how you do it....xoxoxoo

Punk.of.Ages · 02-06-2008, 04:32 PM

He's got some proud parents.

Sion · 02-06-2008, 05:49 PM

Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP)

it seems that the Hagerstown PD are masters of detecting the obvious

troit · 02-06-2008, 05:53 PM

Really?!? Who would have thought to look there?

Hagerstown is out in the boooneys.... It's suprising to me they go to those lengths to conceal - well alright, not really....

Taja · 02-06-2008, 05:59 PM

This isn't as good as Loquitur's story, but hard to believe (sort of):

Beer gets seatbelt. Child doesn't.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080206/...qy_6pm8NWs0NUE

Reese · 02-06-2008, 06:04 PM

Dude, Crack why are you hiding in people's butts again?

Crack · 02-06-2008, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybermike

Dude, Crack why are you hiding in people's butts again?

It's warm?

SSJTWIZTA · 02-06-2008, 07:52 PM

15 bags!?!

now thats talent.

reverendjay · 02-07-2008, 04:41 AM

"Crack in his buttocks? That's some nice Police work there Lou".

Hain · 02-07-2008, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reverendjay

"Crack in his buttocks? That's some nice Police work there Lou".

Thanks, Chief, that means a lot to me.

....

Bake him away toys.
What Chief?
What the kid said.

Sion · 02-07-2008, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSJTWIZTA

15 bags!?!

now thats talent.

talent? or just a big fat ass?

Tophat665 · 02-07-2008, 07:10 PM

Drat! Must remember: Read thread, then post snarkery.

02-06-2008, 11:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	Best headline of the week See it right here.

02-06-2008, 11:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Congratulations. You win the internet. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

02-06-2008, 04:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	so that's how you do it....xoxoxoo __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

02-06-2008, 04:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	He's got some proud parents. __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

02-06-2008, 05:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) it seems that the Hagerstown PD are masters of detecting the obvious __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-06-2008, 05:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Really?!? Who would have thought to look there? Hagerstown is out in the boooneys.... It's suprising to me they go to those lengths to conceal - well alright, not really.... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself... Last edited by troit; 02-06-2008 at 05:58 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

02-06-2008, 05:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Taja Bent Moderator Emeritus Location: Scaling Half Dome	This isn't as good as Loquitur's story, but hard to believe (sort of): Beer gets seatbelt. Child doesn't. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080206/...qy_6pm8NWs0NUE __________________ I fear neither death nor pain. What do you fear milady? A cage.

02-06-2008, 06:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Dude, Crack why are you hiding in people's butts again? __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

02-06-2008, 07:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	15 bags!?! now thats talent. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

02-07-2008, 04:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
reverendjay Insane Location: Baltimore	"Crack in his buttocks? That's some nice Police work there Lou". __________________ I'm married now, so the only thing in my house that pulls out now is the couch.

02-07-2008, 07:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Drat! Must remember: Read thread, then post snarkery. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.