loquitur

See it right here.

The_Jazz

Congratulations. You win the internet.

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bobby

so that's how you do it....xoxoxoo

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Punk.of.Ages

He's got some proud parents.

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Sion

Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP)


it seems that the Hagerstown PD are masters of detecting the obvious

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troit

Really?!? Who would have thought to look there?

Hagerstown is out in the boooneys.... It's suprising to me they go to those lengths to conceal - well alright, not really....

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Taja

This isn't as good as Loquitur's story, but hard to believe (sort of):

Beer gets seatbelt. Child doesn't.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080206/...qy_6pm8NWs0NUE

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Reese

Dude, Crack why are you hiding in people's butts again?

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Crack

It's warm?

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SSJTWIZTA

15 bags!?!

now thats talent.

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reverendjay

"Crack in his buttocks? That's some nice Police work there Lou".

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Hain

Thanks, Chief, that means a lot to me.


....

Bake him away toys.
What Chief?
What the kid said.

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Sion

talent? or just a big fat ass?

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Tophat665

Drat! Must remember: Read thread, then post snarkery.

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