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Old 02-01-2008, 03:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Surprisingly funny video featuring Sarah Silverman and MAAT DAAEEMONN!!
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hilarious.
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Old 02-01-2008, 04:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Surprisingly funny video featuring Sarah Silverman and MAAT DAAEEMONN!!
and this is a surprise why?
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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and this is a surprise why?
Sarah Silverman's humor and I don't always get along. To be honest, I didn't find it that funny until it turns into a RAP music video.
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Why do I think Sarah Silverman is so hot? Can someone tell me, please?
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Why do I think Sarah Silverman is so hot? Can someone tell me, please?
Cause she is
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why do I think Sarah Silverman is so hot? Can someone tell me, please?
Her (how about them) apples.
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Her (how about them) apples.
h, geezus, will! Thank you, man. You are a kind and generous man.
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That was funny.
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Old 02-04-2008, 03:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Video- hella funny! Pic- hella hot!

Sarah Silverman's humor is about 60/40 with me, in favor, but there's no denying she's a smokin' hottie. Maybe in part because you just know she'd be into anything.

Sometimes I really love me my Jewish girlz!!
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Old 02-04-2008, 04:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Is that shaving cream under her arm in that picture? You'd think shed've cleaned that up before the shoot.
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Old 02-04-2008, 04:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I watched this last night for the first time - you've got to give The Jimmy Kimmel show credit
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Old 02-04-2008, 04:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I have seen this thread at least a dozen times but finally decided to check it out... that was damn funny.

Now I wanna be Matt Damon.
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Old 02-04-2008, 04:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Is that shaving cream under her arm in that picture? You'd think shed've cleaned that up before the shoot.
It's a weak handed attempt to interject humor into the otherwise one dimensional photograph.

"She's hot, but see she shaves her arm pits! Ha!"
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Old 02-04-2008, 04:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Finally watched this all the way through.. and giggled.
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Old 02-04-2008, 04:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Why do I think Sarah Silverman is so hot? Can someone tell me, please?
You're not alone on that. I've asked myself that question too.
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Old 02-12-2008, 05:13 AM   #17 (permalink)
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She's F**king Matt Damon. Funny funny stuff.
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Old 02-12-2008, 07:30 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Saw that the other day, man is it funny! I'm F****ing Matt Damon!
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Old 02-12-2008, 09:17 PM   #19 (permalink)
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funny, xazy played it for me tonight when I was visitiong.

For some reason it reminded me like a reverse Scotty Doesn't Know...
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Old 02-12-2008, 11:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Have watched this numerous times. It's still hilarious. Also check out the clip of Matt Damon on Kimmel.
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Old 02-12-2008, 11:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I gotta say, every time I see this thread again, the song gets stuck in my head
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Old 02-13-2008, 01:18 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I wish there's an unbleeped version of this.
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:10 AM   #23 (permalink)
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It's infectious...
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Old 02-13-2008, 11:42 AM   #24 (permalink)
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The more I think about it....I'd sorta like an mp3 of this :P Even better if it's without the bleeps and laughter :P
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Old 02-13-2008, 11:50 AM   #25 (permalink)
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More Sarah Silverman!

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Old 02-18-2008, 01:09 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Her (how about them) apples.
I'm not sure I get this picture. I can think of two possibilities.

One, she has shaving cream under her arm. In which case she's licking shaving cream off the razor.

Two, it's really whipped cream. In which case she's shaving with whipped cream and still putting her tongue on a razor.

Although it looks like she's using a Merkur Safety razor, so she gets points for class.
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Old 02-19-2008, 08:51 PM   #27 (permalink)
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That was great. Never really liked her or disliked her. Weird thing is that I just saw her earlier on a rerun of ST-Voyager today.
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Old 02-19-2008, 08:53 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I just read that Kimmel is working a rebuttal for this... It should be amusing.
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Old 02-19-2008, 08:59 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I just read that Kimmel is working a rebuttal for this... It should be amusing.
Knowing Kimmel he's probably fucking Matt Damom too, just possibly not in the same way.
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Old 02-19-2008, 09:02 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I'm hoping he's fucking Ben Affleck.
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Old 02-19-2008, 09:07 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Meh, Ben's already fucked. Seen any recent movies with him?
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:18 AM   #32 (permalink)
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This is very fucking funny, in a "I wish she was fucking me" way!
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:42 PM   #33 (permalink)
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That was great. Never really liked her or disliked her. Weird thing is that I just saw her earlier on a rerun of ST-Voyager today.
Sarah Silverman was on ST:V?!

*finds episode*

Amazing.

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Sarah_Silverman
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:50 PM   #34 (permalink)
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It wasn't that good of an episode, even by Voyager standards. Paris has to get off "ancient" (modern) Earth and back to the Delta Quadrant by mucking about with a time machine held by a corporation. The only worse episode I can think of is the ep where Tom Paris breaks the warp 10 barrier, turns into an amphibian for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and fucks Captian Janeway whom also an amphibian. Ugh. So much potential....ruined.
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It wasn't that good of an episode, even by Voyager standards. Paris has to get off "ancient" (modern) Earth and back to the Delta Quadrant by mucking about with a time machine held by a corporation. The only worse episode I can think of is the ep where Tom Paris breaks the warp 10 barrier, turns into an amphibian for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and fucks Captian Janeway whom also an amphibian. Ugh. So much potential....ruined.
unless you are into amphibian sex... was it at least hawt???
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unless you are into amphibian sex... was it at least hawt???
Not even a little.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:34 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:38 PM   #38 (permalink)
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very funny, I can't wait to see what Jimmy comes up with.
Please enjoy.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:41 PM   #39 (permalink)
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gee, can you pick my lottery numbers this week?
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:55 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I've found that going with 69 is always a good bet.
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