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Old 12-19-2007, 01:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Britney Spears' sister is pregnant at sixteen

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister, who stars as a schoolgirl in Nickelodeon's popular TV show "Zoey 101," is pregnant.
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The cable channel confirmed a report in the forthcoming edition of celebrity gossip magazine OK! that Jamie Lynn Spears is expecting a child.

"We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being," Nickelodeon said in a statement e-mailed to Reuters.

A high school student who lives in Louisiana, Jamie Lynn Spears reportedly met the father, Casey Aldridge, the son of a Tennessee papermill worker, at church. Jamie Lynn Spears' personal publicist was not available for comment.

Her big sister, Britney Spears, may not be the best source of parenting advice. The 26-year-old pop star lost primary custody of her two sons, aged 2 and 1, to ex-husband Kevin Federline after their divorce last year and is engaged in a bitter custody battle that has shone a harsh spotlight on her maternal shortcomings.

"Zoey 101," which wrapped production on its fourth and final season in September, revolves around a headstrong student at a co-ed boarding school in California. Fresh episodes will air through 2008, a spokeswoman for the Viacom Inc-owned network said.

(Editing by Frances Kerry)
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/0...nt_spears_col/

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What a strange family.
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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not even a celebutard, but a celebutard's sister. Seriously a 16 yr old getting pregnant, not news at all.
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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And in other news

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NEW YORK (AP) - Lynne Spears' book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday.

Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was put on hold last week. She declined to comment on whether the delay was connected to the revelation that Spears' 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

"I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her decision to be with her family at this time," Nobles told The Associated Press.

"Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" was initially scheduled for release May 11, Mother's Day. Spears, the mother of three children with ex-husband Jamie Spears, had been working with a Michigan-based freelancer since March on the memoir chronicling Spears' experiences raising a family in the public eye.

Jamie Lynn Spears, star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine in its new issue that she's expecting her first child and the father is boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

Nobles and representatives for Britney Spears said they did not know how Lynne Spears could be reached for comment about the status of her book.
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow, LoganSnake reads Fark.com, just like I do! Fantastic! We can be Fark buddies!
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Old 12-19-2007, 02:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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oh well,,, worse things happen at sea.
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Old 12-19-2007, 02:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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How many other 16 year old are pregnant now? We will see them on Jerry Springer soon enough.

Not likes it never happened befor but really who cares as long as it wasn't Britney again
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Old 12-19-2007, 03:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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In an exclusive with the weekly, Jamie Lynn reportedly reveals that the father is her long-time lover, 19-year-old Casey Aldridge. The pair were recently sighted house-hunting in Valencia, Calif.
Underlined text is mine. This statement simply floors me. What responsible parent allows their 16-year-old daughter to look for houses with their boyfriend? Eh, after seeing Brit's arc, I guess "responsible" is the fallacy in my thinking...
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Old 12-19-2007, 03:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2007, 03:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2007, 03:22 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You've gotta admit that is pretty harsh. This poor girl has had no boundaries or leadership from her parent(s?). I have no idea how long the dad's gonna stick around, but he might just dick around for a few years for the money. I dont know. To me, it's a real shame, because that kid's not going to have a normal life, and it deserves one.

But teen pregnancy IS always funny. And this one, doubly so. Just feel sorry for the baby.
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Old 12-19-2007, 03:23 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Meh. There's a lot worse things a sixteen year old could be doing.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:32 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:02 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2007, 08:14 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 03:35 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Um, can you say "Zoey does Pregnancy 101 or When IS it Statuatory Rape?"

I fear a reality show is in the "oven" so to speak and Lyn Spears the slacker mom is famous for selling out...

Yikes, this is gonna be PPWT on Reality TV!?!!?


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Old 12-22-2007, 06:49 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Is the father going to be prosecuted?
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Old 12-22-2007, 08:40 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Isn't the legal age of consent 16?
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Old 12-22-2007, 09:16 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Isn't the legal age of consent 16?
Not everywhere.
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Old 12-22-2007, 01:58 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Isn't the legal age of consent 16?
In sensible countries (like UK and Canada) it is.

According to this site: http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

In Caifornia it's 18, which makes him a sexual predator and rapist.
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In Caifornia it's 18, which makes him a sexual predator and rapist.
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Old 12-22-2007, 02:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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This baby should have been a tummyshot.
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Old 12-22-2007, 03:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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a 19 year old up for a stat rape case for consensual sex with a 16 year old?

not trying to offend people, but a country responsible for that kind of mis-use of law does not deserve to be a superpower
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Old 12-22-2007, 04:05 PM   #29 (permalink)
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In sensible countries (like UK and Canada) it is.
In Canada, the Tories are trying to raise the age of consent to 16. It sits at 14, currently.
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Old 12-22-2007, 04:58 PM   #30 (permalink)
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This baby should have been a tummyshot.
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Old 12-22-2007, 05:06 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2007, 05:11 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2007, 05:14 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Hahaha...I like the sparkles, very MySpace.
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Old 12-22-2007, 05:46 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2007, 05:53 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2007, 06:06 PM   #36 (permalink)
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What is this, South Park?
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Old 12-22-2007, 06:39 PM   #37 (permalink)
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South Park!?

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Old 12-22-2007, 06:43 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Nah, Sparta had a far stronger sense of honour.
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Old 12-22-2007, 06:45 PM   #39 (permalink)
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As opposed to what, the TFP collective?
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Old 12-22-2007, 06:55 PM   #40 (permalink)
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No, this thread.
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