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Plan9 · 11-27-2007, 11:11 PM

Onion:

Proposed Bill Would Bring 4,000 Troops Back To Life

HAHAHA!

I'm going to send this to my buddies who lost limbs.

bobby · 11-28-2007, 07:12 AM

Even if the measure passes both the House and Senate, however, President Bush has promised to veto the bill.

who would have thought?......................xoxoxoo

Bill O'Rights · 11-28-2007, 07:30 AM

"I assure the American people that the reborn troops will appear just as alive and vital as they did mere moments before they were killed. In no way will they be an unholy abomination of undead flesh," Braley said.

Pet Semetary?

11-27-2007, 11:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Proposed Bill Would Bring 4,000 Troops Back To Life Onion: Proposed Bill Would Bring 4,000 Troops Back To Life HAHAHA! I'm going to send this to my buddies who lost limbs. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-28-2007, 07:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	Even if the measure passes both the House and Senate, however, President Bush has promised to veto the bill. who would have thought?......................xoxoxoo __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

11-28-2007, 07:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
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