Jimmy Dean sausage rant
 

http://consumerist.com/consumer/audi...?autoplay=true

That's a BIG family.

Thanks, funny stuff ...but damn serioius. Reduction in the quantity I thought I'm paying for is not a trend that I want to see happening. Now that I think of it, I bet the gas stations will soon be selling 3 quarts for $3 and try to pan it off as a "deal"! I also read the comments and noticed that we can blame this on Bush, so that settles that, too. And it reminded me to have breakfast tomorrow morning at the local Bob Evans since we don't have Jimmy Dean around here yet, but I'm taking my little pocket scale.

have a great recipe for stuffed mushrooms using Jimmy Dean sausage....guess I'll be on a reduced intake diet now...xoxoxoo

I think we have the same one, its great. :thumbsup:

I saw this on another board and laughed for quite a while. He sounds like some of the customers I speak with.

God damnit. I fucking loathe sausage. Lemme tell ya a story:

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(steps into time machine, scars erode, hair extends, tattoos disappear)

In 2002, I used to work as a CAD monkey for a GSA company that did work for Lockheed Martin / DotN, etc.

Ya know what I got for a x-mas bonus one year?

A giant Jimmy Dean sausage. Musta been like 18" long, 4" thick.

A FRIGGIN' SAUSAGE. A donkey dong's worth of sausage.

No cash, no card... a giant sausage. What every single guy in his 20s needs.

Bastards.

Oh Cromp', you've got the best fucking stories.
I worked NPI in Engineering in a $250 per yr company,
and we once got backpacks. Cheapass ones you expect
you're child to destroy over one semester.