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mixedmedia · 11-06-2007, 02:12 PM

Finally, something came along to make Crack look like an elitist drug.

http://67.19.222.106/crime/graphics/jenkem.pdf

Is this, uh, shit for real?

The_Jazz · 11-06-2007, 02:14 PM

How are the final words of this story not "The Aristocrats!"?

Frosstbyte · 11-06-2007, 02:54 PM

No matter how gross that is, there's not nearly enough incestuous sex for that to be the right punchline. Thank you for finding this, though. It's been disseminated through every avenue I can think of for being too weird to comprehend.

mixedmedia · 11-06-2007, 03:01 PM

As a mom, I have seen what the combination of urine and shit will do a baby's bottom. It creates an ammonia gas and will give your baby a very severe rash. I can only imagine what this does to your lungs.

Not to mention it is revolting.

Craven Morehead · 11-06-2007, 03:02 PM

I saw it earler today here
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...72jenkem1.html

there's some speculation that this shit's made up. pardon the pun

mixedmedia · 11-06-2007, 03:07 PM

Well, this site says that the bulletin was issued but there's no evidence to support it being anything other than a hoax...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_jenkem.htm

I'm closing this thread because I'm almost certain now this is a hoax...

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp

Well, I was given some further information that makes the status of this story a little less doubtful...so I'm opening it back up...if anyone's interested.

MSD · 11-06-2007, 09:33 PM

It's a hoax. The guy who made the video of himself doing it admitted it was a prank.

telekinetic · 11-06-2007, 11:58 PM

Bad logic--People make UFO hoax videos all the time, and that doesn't disprove UFO's, and that isn't the only source for it.

Cyborg Ninja · 11-08-2007, 02:28 AM

It's a hoax, but it was indeed posted at the Sheriff's Office down in southwest Florida. Collier County I think it was? I read it on The Smoking Gun first, too. I hoped that the deputy himself made up the joke...

MSD · 11-08-2007, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedmosaic

Bad logic--People make UFO hoax videos all the time, and that doesn't disprove UFO's, and that isn't the only source for it.

The first reported instance of it was the hoax.

mixedmedia · 11-08-2007, 07:56 AM

Okay, well I'm going to close this thread...again.

I don't think there's much to talk about since there's no evidence to support its even narrowly-spread use.

But I guarantee you, now that this story has gotten out, there's some idiot stoner somewhere who's already tried it, lol.

But I imagine...he disliked the taste of sewage in his mouth.

11-06-2007, 02:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	They Disliked the Taste of Sewage In Their Mouth Finally, something came along to make Crack look like an elitist drug. http://67.19.222.106/crime/graphics/jenkem.pdf Is this, uh, shit for real? __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

11-06-2007, 02:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	How are the final words of this story not "The Aristocrats!"? __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

11-06-2007, 03:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	As a mom, I have seen what the combination of urine and shit will do a baby's bottom. It creates an ammonia gas and will give your baby a very severe rash. I can only imagine what this does to your lungs. Not to mention it is revolting. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

11-06-2007, 03:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Well, this site says that the bulletin was issued but there's no evidence to support it being anything other than a hoax... http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_jenkem.htm I'm closing this thread because I'm almost certain now this is a hoax... http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp Well, I was given some further information that makes the status of this story a little less doubtful...so I'm opening it back up...if anyone's interested. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce Last edited by mixedmedia; 11-06-2007 at 04:00 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

11-06-2007, 11:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Bad logic--People make UFO hoax videos all the time, and that doesn't disprove UFO's, and that isn't the only source for it. __________________ twisted no more Last edited by telekinetic; 11-07-2007 at 12:50 AM..

11-06-2007, 02:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	No matter how gross that is, there's not nearly enough incestuous sex for that to be the right punchline. Thank you for finding this, though. It's been disseminated through every avenue I can think of for being too weird to comprehend.

11-06-2007, 03:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	I saw it earler today here http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...72jenkem1.html there's some speculation that this shit's made up. pardon the pun

11-06-2007, 09:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	It's a hoax. The guy who made the video of himself doing it admitted it was a prank.

11-08-2007, 02:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
Cyborg Ninja Crazy	It's a hoax, but it was indeed posted at the Sheriff's Office down in southwest Florida. Collier County I think it was? I read it on The Smoking Gun first, too. I hoped that the deputy himself made up the joke... __________________ Become an organ donor

11-08-2007, 07:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Okay, well I'm going to close this thread...again. I don't think there's much to talk about since there's no evidence to support its even narrowly-spread use. But I guarantee you, now that this story has gotten out, there's some idiot stoner somewhere who's already tried it, lol. But I imagine...he disliked the taste of sewage in his mouth. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce